“Thank You for
being Such a Valued Customer”
And,
oh! Have we got a deal for you!
We
looted a channel, we’ve raised your rates
We
know you paid, but you’re still overdue
We
teased you with some weekend movie baits
Which
ought to be included anyway
We’re
the worst service in history’s annals
We
fu(dge) your contract almost every day
And
We
want you to buy even more channels!
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