Mack Hall, HSG
Mhall46184@aol.com
ThenSpeak / NowSpeak II
ThenSpeak: “The Secret Service is the finest police agency in the world.”
NowSpeak: “They could be a movie: Fratboyz ‘n’ Chicks Go Wild.”
ThenSpeak: “Dad, may I borrow your new car? My old heap won’t start and I’ve got a date.”
NowSpeak: “Son, may I borrow your new car? My old heap won’t start and I’ve got to get to work.”
ThenSpeak: “Let’s work on our penmanship.”
NowSpeak: “The PowerlessPointless won’t work; somebody call IT.”
ThenSpeak: “I want to be a policeman when I grow up.”
NowSpeak: “I want to be a fashion designer.”
ThenSpeak: “When the big hand is on the twelve and the little hand is on…”
NowSpeak: “There’s an app for that.”
ThenSpeak: “I enjoy reading about my favorite team in the sports section.”
NowSpeak: “I enjoy reading about my favorite team in the arrest reports.”
ThenSpeak: The Bible in Grandmama’s hands.
NowSpeak: The Bible on the dashboard.
ThenSpeak: Recruit training.
NowSpeak: Sensitivity training.
ThenSpeak: Pay phones.
NowSpeak: Pay and pay and pay and pay and pay for MePhones.
ThenSpeak: Ford vs. Chevy.
NowSpeak: Fiat vs. Toyota.
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