Lunch at the Cleverly Named It's-Not-Really-A-Fish-Camp - poem (of sorts)

Lunch at the Cleverly Named It’s-Not-Really-a-Fish-Camp

A Penance in Two Parts

1.

Waitress-Speak

Or

What is the Correct Response When Someone Says “Thank You?”

No problem no problem sorry ‘bout that
no problem no problem sorry ‘bout that
your order should be here shortly no problem
no problem sorry ‘bout that no problem
no problem sorry ‘bout that your order
should be here shortly no problem no problem
sorry ‘bout that no problem no problem
sorry ‘bout that your order should be here
shortly no problem no problem sorry ‘bout that
no problem no problem sorry ‘bout that
your order should be here shortly no problem
no problem sorry ‘bout that no problem
no problem sorry ‘bout that your order should

Note: Read “no problem” as unselfconscious valley-speak with a nasal twang

2.

Sister-in-Law-Speak

So me and her tried this new place my grandson
said ****! so I said ****! back and then we
all just laugheddddddddddd oh man this is soooooooo good then
I said I was tired of her **** and me and her found this sale and then my
husband said **** So me and her tried this
new place my grandson said ****! So I said
****! back and then we all just laugheddddddddddd oh man
this is soooooooo good then I said I was tired
of her **** and me and her found this sale
and then my husband said **** So me and
her tried this new place my grandson said ****!
So I said ****! back and then we all just
laugheddddddddddd oh man this is soooooooo good then I said

Note: just one margarita but a whole bunch of cackling. LOUD cackling.