Wednesday, August 1, 2018

THE PRESIDENT WRITES IN ALL CAPS - poem

Lawrence Hall
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THE PRESIDENT WRITES IN ALL CAPS

The President is writing in ALL CAPS today
And that’s all right because caps are okay:
They keep his head warm in the winter’s cold
He has ‘em in colors: red, white, and gold

And an old one in green from Viet-Nam
Where he was a-serving 1 of his Uncle Sam
Only he didn’t, but that doesn’t matter
He’ll dodge the issue with bluster and natter

Be grateful he sports his red MAGA cap
To cover his head, ‘cause it’s full of

                                                                      hair



1 allusion to Kipling's "Gunga Din"

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