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Every Real American Boy Needs (That Rifle)
“You Can Tell It’s Mattel It’s Swell (tm)” 1
-A toymaker’s slogan applied to (That Rifle) in the 1960s
(That Rifle) often fires when it should not
Its chosen function is usually to jam
But, da®n, it’s black and sexy and hot -
Blows off testosterone when it goes Bam-Bam
And when it discharges, so does its owner
A little bullet from a little spout
With his stud piece, no longer a loner -
True love from each basement dweller and lout
Maybe it makes guys feel all hunky-hunk -
Well, they are welcome to that piece of junk
1 Mattel has never had any connection with the manufacture of weapons.
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