Because the Rattlesnake Ate a Kitten
We
heard the agonized shrieks of a kitten
As
it was being eaten by a rattlesnake
And
rushed to find that well-fed dragon at rest
As
it digested a little girl’s friend
“Snakes
are part of the balance of nature”
“It
was only doing what it was supposed to do”
“Snakes
keep down mice and rats and other pests”
“We
are obligated to honor God’s plan”
Yeah?
That
devourer of baby bunnies, squirrels, and household pets -
I
shot the ***-of-a-***** without regrets
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