Puerile Political Doggerel, with Apologies to Dogs

 

Puerile Political Doggerel, with Apologies to Dogs

 

How bad does a candidate have to be

                                      To lose to Mr. Trump

How bad does a candidate have to be

                                      To lose to Mr. Biden

For four long years our country

                                      Has decayed in a dump

For the next four years

                                      I might go into hidin’