Saturday, November 28, 2020

Thanksgiving Dinner with Generous Helpings of Biological Functions - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

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Thanksgiving Dinner

with Generous Helpings of Biological Functions

 

Would you please pass the bowel-movement stories

Gosh, this lab-test casserole sure looks great

I love the well-steamed vasectomy glories

And a helping of dentistry on my plate

 

This year I fried the potassium levels

They taste as yummy as a cancer scare

And here’s heart surgery with our revels

For Christmas I’m getting a new potty chair

 

The kids have gone outside, oh what a fuss -

Why don’t they want to have dinner with us?

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