Lawrence Hall
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Thanksgiving Dinner
with Generous Helpings of Biological Functions
Would
you please pass the bowel-movement stories
Gosh,
this lab-test casserole sure looks great
I
love the well-steamed vasectomy glories
And
a helping of dentistry on my plate
This
year I fried the potassium levels
They
taste as yummy as a cancer scare
And
here’s heart surgery with our revels
For
Christmas I’m getting a new potty chair
The
kids have gone outside, oh what a fuss -
Why
don’t they want to have dinner with us?
