Tuesday, August 16, 2022

After We Shoot the Traitors Let's Go for a Hamburger - poem

Lawrence Hall, HSG

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After We Shoot the Traitors Let’s Go for a Hamburger

 

Th’ devil’s in control; you could look it up

It’s right there in some righteous Christian podcasts

An’ we need to be armed against th’ Left

Like them pizza child molesters and stuff

 

I got me my AR-15 against them devils

DON’T CALL IT AN ASSAULT RIFLE!!!!!

It’ll blow uh liberal’s head right off

DON’T CALL IT AN ASSAULT RIFLE!!!!!

 

And this is a REPUBLIC, not a DEMOCRACY!

If they mess up my fry order I’m gonna shoot someone

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