Lawrence Hall, HSG
Cranky Little old Man Wearing a Bandage on His Forehead and Yelling at His Wife and Passersby While Standing in Line at the Wal-Mart Pharmacy Which Opened Five Minutes Late
“It’s crap, I tell you; it’s just crap! Hey, you bump
me again and I’m going to whip your /ss! Why don’t these people walk in that
other aisle!? Can’t they see that there’s a line in this aisle!? What’s
that? That’s just crap; I told you that!
Hey! Why’re you people late!? I don’t want to sit down don’t tell me to sit
down I don’t want to sit down this is all bullsh/t! Hey! You people need to walk over there! No,
I don’t want to settle down don’t tell me to settle down if these people had
shown up for work on time they could have had our stuff ready by now but not
they just come in a half hour late and they don’t care! HEY! Why aren’t these
people on time I got things to do I need my stuff but they don’t care don’t
walk so close to me go walk in that other aisle why are all these people here
why isn’t this line moving I think that guy’s trying to sneak in no he’s at the
wrong window! HEY! That’s the wrong window the line’s over here you won’t get
no help there…!”
The bandage on his head needed no explanation.
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