Lawrence Hall
Dispatches for the Colonial Office
‘Flu Jabs at the Supermarket
To the supermarket with a shopping list:
1 Brookshire Brothers rotisserie chicken
1 bag of Purina dog chow
2 pints of Coffee Mate for this low, low price
A half-gallon of No Pulp Florida’s Natural
A Farmer’s Cooperative Since 1933
100% Premium Orange Juice from Concentrate
Owned by Florida Farmers
And a ‘flu jab. Not by Florida farmers
Next week my nurse practitioner has a special on butter
Which will be, as always, country farm fresh
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