Lawrence Hall
Dispatches
for the Colonial Office
A Penny Saved is a Worthless Zinc Disc Gathering Dust
in a Drawer
“Feed the birds, tuppounds a bag…”
-as Mary Poppins did not sing
It seems that our last penny
has been spent
We will miss the fakey copper
glint
Our other pot-metal coinage
should take the hint:
We do not have a stable
governMINT