Showing posts with label Chainsaw. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chainsaw. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 8, 2020

The Chainsaw Days of September - Poem and MePhone Photograph


The Chainsaw Days of September

As mandated by the recent hurricane

These are the chainsaw days, humid and hot
Wind-blasted shingles and wind-blasted trees
And clearing windfall in the gasping heat:
Litter to the burn-piles, firewood to the stacks

Even the bees seem tired, but the hummingbirds
Around the feeders form flittery clouds
As if they have suddenly received orders
For their long autumn flights to Mexico

But as for me, I work and sweat and stink
Pausing sometimes to watch the sky, and dream


(As Freud did not say, sometimes a chainsaw is just a chainsaw. Don’t grasp at metaphors that aren’t there; people will stare at you. And if you grasp at a chainsaw you will lose your hand. And then people will stare at you even more while taking MePhone pictures of you in your agony. They won't do anything for you, of course.)

Monday, March 16, 2020

A Clumsy Sonnet in Praise of a Neighbor's Chainsaw - sonnet and a MePhone photograph

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

A Clumsy Sonnet in Praise of a Neighbor’s Chainsaw

- from an idea suggested by Ingrid

A pine tree fell on Eldon’s bob-wire fence
And I showed up to help in some small way
The branches and needles were thick and dense
The ponies and horses galloped over to play

When Eldon fired up his manly chainsaw
The limbs and needles then shivered in terror
The ponies and horses backed away in awe -
Eldon blitzkrieged that tree, and that’s no error

For when a tree gets crossways of a Stihl
The tensile strength of a woody cell wall
Can never stand against the woodman’s skill -
Down must come branches and needles and all

But the ponies and horses realized too late
They’d have to go back behind the fence and gate!


(I have no connection with the rugged Stihl; I use this effective backyard electric Oregon):