Showing posts with label Naked Lady Ballpoint Pens. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Naked Lady Ballpoint Pens. Show all posts

Sunday, June 9, 2019

What Happens to the Thousands of Naked Lady Ballpoint Pens Manufactured Every Day? - poem

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com

What Happens to the Thousands of Naked Lady Ballpoint Pens
Manufactured Every Day?

No high school sophomore ever grew up without
A naked lady plastic ballpoint pen -
Those furtive giggles in geometry class
Were not about theorems all risqué

After the FFA trip to the rodeo
Or the band trip to sunny Galveston
A pretty lady with a 1940s do
Loses her swimsuit over and over again

Upend the pen, and she’s nekkid in the sun -
Whoever thought writing could be such fun!