Showing posts with label Parodies of Book Reviews. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Parodies of Book Reviews. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 8, 2018

I Could Not Put Down this Unputdownable Flying-off-the-Shelves Must-Read Book That Defines a Generation - poem

Lawrence Hall, HSG
mhall46184@aol.com

I Could Not Put Down this Unputdownable Flying-off-the-Shelves
Must-Read Book That Defines a Generation

I couldn’t put this must-read down, nor yet
Its many woven layers of tapestry
(Or maybe layered weavings of mystery?) -
This book seethes with passion; much blood is let

Beautifully crafted in the tradition of
A riveting re-telling all gritty
Wild, bold, and haunting, nuanced and witty
A daring, different tour-de-force of love

Lyrical, satirical, and compelling
And when the heroine’s not whispering
                                 she’s yelling

Wednesday, January 28, 2015

Je Suis Dust Jacket


Lawrence Hall


 

Je Suis Dust Jacket

 

Can’t-put-it-down layered tapestry of

Spell-binding patriarchal must-read rich

Ness woven of cross-cultural patriarchal

Assumptions is a multi-gendered land

Mark of accessible, richly textured

Narratives that will make you laugh, make you cry,

And change your life forever through a unique

Voice of powerful unstinting timeless

Human condition moving milestone land

Mark compelling nuanced epic of searing

Honesty and gripping poignancy burnt

Into the human conscience challenges

The heterosexist patriarchal

Mainstream that will define a generation

Iconic sensual stunning absorbing

Lapidary roman a clef triumph

Definitive edgy in the tradition

Of luminous provocative.  And stuff.