To Always be Splitting Infinitives - doggerel

 

Lawrence Hall

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To Always be Splitting Infinitives

 

Those who neither know nor care

 [about split infinitives]…are a happy folk…

 

-Fowler’s Modern English Usage, 1926

 

I seem to always be

Splitting infinitives

And between you and me

These are definitives