Showing posts with label Truck Stop Restroom Cologne. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Truck Stop Restroom Cologne. Show all posts

Sunday, September 22, 2013

Truck Stop Restroom Cologne

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
September, 2013


Truck Stop Restroom Cologne


Denny’s / Flying J, Orange, Texas
 

Check out the boom-chick in the parking lot -
Love and diesel fumes are in the air.
Tattoos and cigarettes, oh, man, she’s hot!
Industrial peroxide tints her hair

Like rainbows in a toxic fuel-oil spill.
Her waist is a rockin’ forty-four,
A pavement Venus posed before the grill
Of a Peterbilt outside the truckers’ store.

How can the lovestruck swain lure her to his cab?
Persuade her to give him her innocent all?
A ripped-shirt display of a manly ab?
Wait - what’s that machine on the restroom wall?

Cool dude, you’ll never have to truck alone
If you scent yourself with restroom cologne.