Thursday, May 7, 2020
Upon Release from Lockdown - poem
Lawrence Hall
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poeticdrivel.blogspot.com
With friends for lunch after two dreary months
How we looked forward to it! The neon café
Along the interstate, tourists and truckers
All waiting to be seated – how many, sir?
But how desolate it is in the dimness
Almost empty - half the furniture gone
No merriment, no hum of activity
One masked server, flickering about like a ghost
The road out past the empty parking lot
Leads to California. Maybe we should go
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Upon Release from Lockdown
But we keep a-comin’. We’re the people that live.
-Ma Joad, The Grapes of Wrath
With friends for lunch after two dreary months
How we looked forward to it! The neon café
Along the interstate, tourists and truckers
All waiting to be seated – how many, sir?
But how desolate it is in the dimness
Almost empty - half the furniture gone
No merriment, no hum of activity
One masked server, flickering about like a ghost
The road out past the empty parking lot
Leads to California. Maybe we should go
Wednesday, May 6, 2020
A Television Ad for the Virus Time - poem
Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com
Begin the same old insta-emo piano music; roll stock footage of beautiful, happy families having far more fun in isolation than you ever will.
Voice-over narrator in the slow, soft, persuasive tones we associate with some of our nation’s more accomplished mass-murderers:
We’re here for you we’re here to help together
Trust together we’re in this together
We care together we’re listening together
We will rise to the challenge together [Keep it SLOW]
The indomitable human spirit together
We’ll learn something about each other that
We just didn’t know before together
We are all on the same team together [SLOWWWW]
And when this is over, when we all smile again [Slow and then pause]
Together [SLOW and ‘WAY LOW, pause]
We’ll all buy a bottle of Bob’s Boysenberry Gin! [PATRIOTIC EXUBERANCE!]
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A Television Ad for the Virus Time
Begin the same old insta-emo piano music; roll stock footage of beautiful, happy families having far more fun in isolation than you ever will.
Voice-over narrator in the slow, soft, persuasive tones we associate with some of our nation’s more accomplished mass-murderers:
We’re here for you we’re here to help together
Trust together we’re in this together
We care together we’re listening together
We will rise to the challenge together [Keep it SLOW]
The indomitable human spirit together
We’ll learn something about each other that
We just didn’t know before together
We are all on the same team together [SLOWWWW]
And when this is over, when we all smile again [Slow and then pause]
Together [SLOW and ‘WAY LOW, pause]
We’ll all buy a bottle of Bob’s Boysenberry Gin! [PATRIOTIC EXUBERANCE!]
Tuesday, May 5, 2020
Water-Stained Pages in a Missal - poem
Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com
Crinkly, wrinkly pages in a missal
They’re water-stained – how did that come to be?
Maybe it was when the bishop visited
And sloshed us with his shaky aspergillum
Or when an infant at her baptism
Protested the proceedings with a splash
The stains might be from another child’s sippy-cup
Or a careless moment at the holy-water font
And so
The pages aren’t water-stained; they’re water-blessed
With beautiful mysteries – Word, water, and child
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poeticdrivel.blogspot.com
Water-Stained Pages in a Missal
Crinkly, wrinkly pages in a missal
They’re water-stained – how did that come to be?
Maybe it was when the bishop visited
And sloshed us with his shaky aspergillum
Or when an infant at her baptism
Protested the proceedings with a splash
The stains might be from another child’s sippy-cup
Or a careless moment at the holy-water font
And so
The pages aren’t water-stained; they’re water-blessed
With beautiful mysteries – Word, water, and child
Monday, May 4, 2020
Dole (tm) Banana #4011 - MePhone Photograph
Dole Banana #4011. Is there a Dole Banana #4010? #4012?
"Dole Central Command to Banana #4011. Come in, #4011. I repeat, come in, #4011..."
(Thanks to Dole, my potassium level is where it should be.)
"Dole Central Command to Banana #4011. Come in, #4011. I repeat, come in, #4011..."
(Thanks to Dole, my potassium level is where it should be.)
Magnesium for the Militia Movement - poem
Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com
The Declaration of Independence,
The Constitution, the Majesty of the Republic
Are ruined foundations upon which now squat
Clangery fat men and their tiny guns
https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/495800-auschwitz-museum-condemns-nazi-slogan-at-re-open-illinois
(I wanted to write “Milk of Magnesia” in the title but that term is trademarked.)
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Magnesium for the Militia Movement
The Declaration of Independence,
The Constitution, the Majesty of the Republic
Are ruined foundations upon which now squat
Clangery fat men and their tiny guns
https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/495800-auschwitz-museum-condemns-nazi-slogan-at-re-open-illinois
(I wanted to write “Milk of Magnesia” in the title but that term is trademarked.)
Sunday, May 3, 2020
Most of Our Penguins are Scotch-Taped Now - poem
Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com
Civilization is sometimes held together
By the stern parsimony of Scotch Tape™
Which locks tattered covers and pages in bond
To await opening by old hands or young
Young is better; for we were young, and too
The world was young, and is, as Camelot
Sends forth each day noble adventures, ideas 1
In battle luminous against chaos and evil
Civilization is always held together
When old and young face the dragon in unity
1 An allusion to Tennyson’s Idylls of the King
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Most of Our Penguins are Scotch-Taped Now
Civilization is sometimes held together
By the stern parsimony of Scotch Tape™
Which locks tattered covers and pages in bond
To await opening by old hands or young
Young is better; for we were young, and too
The world was young, and is, as Camelot
Sends forth each day noble adventures, ideas 1
In battle luminous against chaos and evil
Civilization is always held together
When old and young face the dragon in unity
1 An allusion to Tennyson’s Idylls of the King
Saturday, May 2, 2020
Where's MeeMaw? - poem
Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com
She always gave her grandchildren kisses for luck
After their visits when she picked them up from school
After spoiling them with candy and sody-pop
Over the protests of her diet-conscious daughter
She always gave her daughter kisses for luck
“My house, my rules – I get to treat ‘em!”
“Oh, MeeMaw, you’ll turn them into rotten kids!”
“And you can feed them twigs and leaves at home!”
She always gave her grandchildren kisses for luck –
Her sheeted corpse was shoved into a rented truck
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/license-for-new-york-funeral-home-where-dozens-of-bodies-were-removed-from-trucks-has-been-suspended/ar-BB13ulp5
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Where’s MeeMaw?
“A nameless number on a list that was afterwards mislaid.”
-Yevgrav in Doctor Zhivago
She always gave her grandchildren kisses for luck
After their visits when she picked them up from school
After spoiling them with candy and sody-pop
Over the protests of her diet-conscious daughter
She always gave her daughter kisses for luck
“My house, my rules – I get to treat ‘em!”
“Oh, MeeMaw, you’ll turn them into rotten kids!”
“And you can feed them twigs and leaves at home!”
She always gave her grandchildren kisses for luck –
Her sheeted corpse was shoved into a rented truck
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/license-for-new-york-funeral-home-where-dozens-of-bodies-were-removed-from-trucks-has-been-suspended/ar-BB13ulp5
Friday, May 1, 2020
The Last Supper as Takeout - poem
Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com
His Grace the Bishop has given his blessing
To a drive-through Eucharist on Saturday night
From six to six-thirty in the parking lot
While maintaining distance and decorum
Maybe
With creamers, sweeteners, paper napkins, plastic straws,
Salt, pepper, sporks, and our super-secret sauce
In a paper sack bearing as a motto
A sentiment left over from last year’s Earth Day
Well, I will go and take and eat, not understand –
A little humility is always in order
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The Last Supper as Takeout
The command, after all, was Take, eat; not Take, understand.
-C. S. Lewis, Letters to Malcolm
His Grace the Bishop has given his blessing
To a drive-through Eucharist on Saturday night
From six to six-thirty in the parking lot
While maintaining distance and decorum
Maybe
With creamers, sweeteners, paper napkins, plastic straws,
Salt, pepper, sporks, and our super-secret sauce
In a paper sack bearing as a motto
A sentiment left over from last year’s Earth Day
Well, I will go and take and eat, not understand –
A little humility is always in order
Thursday, April 30, 2020
The Poetics of Tomato Plants - weekly column
Lawrence (Mack) Hall
Mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com
30 April 2020
The enforced isolation of The Virus-Time has led y’r ‘umble scrivener to plant a garden and to read more poetry
The garden is mostly unplanned, for I meant to be happy with a few sunflowers and some tomato plants and my existing apple trees. However, a young friend who haunts the big-box stores at the ends of seasons brought me tomato seedlings, marigold seedlings, squash seedlings, nasturtiums (nasturtia?), lavender and other mints, zinnia seeds, a little mulberry tree, three little lemon trees, and two little apple trees.
With the lockdown I did not find sunflower seeds, and so scouted out old packets, including one I bought in South Dakota years ago, and while the germination rate was low, I have about twenty young plants who turn their heads to the rising sun each dawn. Biologists tell us that heliotropes don’t really choose to greet the sun; their DNA is programmed to blah, blah, blah. Poor biologists – they seldom perceive the magic.
Some of the squash failed, and I replaced them with eggplant I found at Darrell and Kathy’s The Barn in Kirbyville while buying a sack of chicken scratch for the birds and squirrels.
Curiously, I don’t care for about half these fruits and vegetables, feeling that if God wanted us to be vegetarians He would not have invented and blessed Jenny’s Fried Chicken and Sonic’s Breakfast Toaster. But tomatoes and such are easy and rather fun to grow, and are aesthetically pleasing in appearance.
I was raised on the farm, but this is about as agricultural as I want to get now, although I am a Life Member of the FFA courtesy of Jody Folk and Kirbyville High School. The FFA is a great program for young people, and teaches mature self-governance and mutual respect as a requisite for any activity, including raising cattle and crops.
After a few hours of dragging hoses these dry spring days, the cool, breezy late afternoons are perfect for lingering outside with a refreshing beverage and some of the books we perused only lightly and under duress in school.
Poetry was culturally significant in all social and economic classes in England, Europe, Canada, and the U.S.A. until after the First World War, whose death and desolation led to a cultural collapse that remains with us (https://www.history.com/news/how-world-war-i-changed-literature). The works of John Milton, Lord Byron, Percy Shelley (unhappy name), William Wordsworth, John Keats, Rudyard Kipling and thousands of published, unpublished, and parlour-poets celebrated all the challenges, sorrows, and victories of life. Every newspaper once published poetry, and all school functions featured original student work. If it was often clunky and derivative, well, practice is how we make good work in the end.
My uncle, Bob Holmes of happy memory, a farmer and dairyman, over coffee recited from memory John Milton’s “On His Blindness.” I’m not sure he finished high school, but he remembered this favorite from his boyhood.
Despite the post-war infestation of free verse (which is not verse at all), such poets as Robert Frost, James Weldon Johnson (“Lift Every Voice and Sing,” George McKay Brown, Randall Jarrell, Langston Hughes, Wendell Berry, Claude McKay (his “If We Must Die” was quoted by Churchill in defiance of the Nazis), and so many others, in spite of fashionable despair continued to write poetry that addressed and celebrated the human condition meaningfully and skillfully.
In 1945 Field Marshal Wavell (https://www.nam.ac.uk/explore/wavell), who in 1915 lost an eye (but never his true vision) at Ypres, published an anthology of poems that had been important to him in his military career. Despite its unfortunate title, Other Men’s Flowers (a quote from Montaigne), this little book demonstrates the strength and skill and muscularity of real poetry as opposed to the weak, self-pitying, I-I-I-Me-Me-Poor-Me free verse drivel now occupying shelf-space that could be used for something more substantial – Mickey Mouse funny books come to mind.
Those who teach at home (there are no such constructs, either as nouns or verbs, as “home school” or, worse, “homeschool”) or who work within more formal school situations, could hardly do better than to introduce a boy or girl to Wavell’s anthology from perhaps the fifth grade.
Poetry, like farming and the family, is part of the fertile soil of civilization, not an accessory.
Besides, the bees and hummingbirds will enjoy hearing you read to them.
That’s the latest buzz, anyway.
Mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com
30 April 2020
The Poetics of Tomato Plants
The enforced isolation of The Virus-Time has led y’r ‘umble scrivener to plant a garden and to read more poetry
The garden is mostly unplanned, for I meant to be happy with a few sunflowers and some tomato plants and my existing apple trees. However, a young friend who haunts the big-box stores at the ends of seasons brought me tomato seedlings, marigold seedlings, squash seedlings, nasturtiums (nasturtia?), lavender and other mints, zinnia seeds, a little mulberry tree, three little lemon trees, and two little apple trees.
With the lockdown I did not find sunflower seeds, and so scouted out old packets, including one I bought in South Dakota years ago, and while the germination rate was low, I have about twenty young plants who turn their heads to the rising sun each dawn. Biologists tell us that heliotropes don’t really choose to greet the sun; their DNA is programmed to blah, blah, blah. Poor biologists – they seldom perceive the magic.
Some of the squash failed, and I replaced them with eggplant I found at Darrell and Kathy’s The Barn in Kirbyville while buying a sack of chicken scratch for the birds and squirrels.
Curiously, I don’t care for about half these fruits and vegetables, feeling that if God wanted us to be vegetarians He would not have invented and blessed Jenny’s Fried Chicken and Sonic’s Breakfast Toaster. But tomatoes and such are easy and rather fun to grow, and are aesthetically pleasing in appearance.
I was raised on the farm, but this is about as agricultural as I want to get now, although I am a Life Member of the FFA courtesy of Jody Folk and Kirbyville High School. The FFA is a great program for young people, and teaches mature self-governance and mutual respect as a requisite for any activity, including raising cattle and crops.
After a few hours of dragging hoses these dry spring days, the cool, breezy late afternoons are perfect for lingering outside with a refreshing beverage and some of the books we perused only lightly and under duress in school.
Poetry was culturally significant in all social and economic classes in England, Europe, Canada, and the U.S.A. until after the First World War, whose death and desolation led to a cultural collapse that remains with us (https://www.history.com/news/how-world-war-i-changed-literature). The works of John Milton, Lord Byron, Percy Shelley (unhappy name), William Wordsworth, John Keats, Rudyard Kipling and thousands of published, unpublished, and parlour-poets celebrated all the challenges, sorrows, and victories of life. Every newspaper once published poetry, and all school functions featured original student work. If it was often clunky and derivative, well, practice is how we make good work in the end.
My uncle, Bob Holmes of happy memory, a farmer and dairyman, over coffee recited from memory John Milton’s “On His Blindness.” I’m not sure he finished high school, but he remembered this favorite from his boyhood.
Despite the post-war infestation of free verse (which is not verse at all), such poets as Robert Frost, James Weldon Johnson (“Lift Every Voice and Sing,” George McKay Brown, Randall Jarrell, Langston Hughes, Wendell Berry, Claude McKay (his “If We Must Die” was quoted by Churchill in defiance of the Nazis), and so many others, in spite of fashionable despair continued to write poetry that addressed and celebrated the human condition meaningfully and skillfully.
In 1945 Field Marshal Wavell (https://www.nam.ac.uk/explore/wavell), who in 1915 lost an eye (but never his true vision) at Ypres, published an anthology of poems that had been important to him in his military career. Despite its unfortunate title, Other Men’s Flowers (a quote from Montaigne), this little book demonstrates the strength and skill and muscularity of real poetry as opposed to the weak, self-pitying, I-I-I-Me-Me-Poor-Me free verse drivel now occupying shelf-space that could be used for something more substantial – Mickey Mouse funny books come to mind.
Those who teach at home (there are no such constructs, either as nouns or verbs, as “home school” or, worse, “homeschool”) or who work within more formal school situations, could hardly do better than to introduce a boy or girl to Wavell’s anthology from perhaps the fifth grade.
Poetry, like farming and the family, is part of the fertile soil of civilization, not an accessory.
Besides, the bees and hummingbirds will enjoy hearing you read to them.
That’s the latest buzz, anyway.
-30-
I am not one of the Masses - rhyming couplet
Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com
Get off your lazy editorial *sses -
Respect all readers; we are not “the Masses”
“As Popular in Her Day as J.K. Rowling, Gene Stratton-Porter Wrote to the Masses About America's Fading Natural Beauty” https://www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/books/
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I am not one of the Masses
To Smithsonian Magazine
Get off your lazy editorial *sses -
Respect all readers; we are not “the Masses”
“As Popular in Her Day as J.K. Rowling, Gene Stratton-Porter Wrote to the Masses About America's Fading Natural Beauty” https://www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/books/
Wednesday, April 29, 2020
On Reading Thomas Merton: I Didn't Know an Eyebrow was Involved - poem
Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com
To read Thomas Merton, we are scold-told
Is middlebrow spirituality 1
I never knew that a brow was involved
Because I see the barber every week
But I like Father Louis (bourgeois or not)
And his brave travelogues of life and soul
And that he missed his pen and pocketknife
When he surrendered all through his holy vows
So, yeah, that man is flawed, as flawed as can be
And thus flawed Thomas is just the man for me
1 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Seven_Storey_Mountain
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On Reading Thomas Merton:
I Didn’t Know an Eyebrow was Involved
To read Thomas Merton, we are scold-told
Is middlebrow spirituality 1
I never knew that a brow was involved
Because I see the barber every week
But I like Father Louis (bourgeois or not)
And his brave travelogues of life and soul
And that he missed his pen and pocketknife
When he surrendered all through his holy vows
So, yeah, that man is flawed, as flawed as can be
And thus flawed Thomas is just the man for me
1 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Seven_Storey_Mountain
Tuesday, April 28, 2020
Plautus and Tarzan - poem
Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com
The plays of Plautus all repose in peace
Next to my boyhood’s tattered Tarzan books
University classes and summer days
I suppose Mercury brought his own vines
Kafka is up against Rilke and Parzival
They seem to get along with each other
Cavafy and Plath talk out their issues
As do Hammarskjold and Dostoyevsky
I mean to organize my books someday
But Thoreau suggests I go fishing instead
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poeticdrivel.blogspot.com
Plautus and Tarzan
The plays of Plautus all repose in peace
Next to my boyhood’s tattered Tarzan books
University classes and summer days
I suppose Mercury brought his own vines
Kafka is up against Rilke and Parzival
They seem to get along with each other
Cavafy and Plath talk out their issues
As do Hammarskjold and Dostoyevsky
I mean to organize my books someday
But Thoreau suggests I go fishing instead
Monday, April 27, 2020
Zoomstreaming - poem
Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com
All my co-workers are kind and just and fun
Consistent in their professionalism
Both in the office and on the loading dock
And now on screens among the Zoom-ery
I miss so much our daily merriment
Our morning hellos, how was your weekend
The secular liturgy of each day’s work
The rhythm of appointments, files, and ‘phones
Zooming with office-pals is Work’s new way -
But I don’t want them in my apartment all day!
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com
Zoomstreaming
All my co-workers are kind and just and fun
Consistent in their professionalism
Both in the office and on the loading dock
And now on screens among the Zoom-ery
I miss so much our daily merriment
Our morning hellos, how was your weekend
The secular liturgy of each day’s work
The rhythm of appointments, files, and ‘phones
Zooming with office-pals is Work’s new way -
But I don’t want them in my apartment all day!
Sunday, April 26, 2020
The President's Haircut - poem
Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com
Dear Governor Abbott:
I can’t help but notice that your hair is trim
As is your little buddy’s, Dannie Scott
I want to be as neat as you and him
But as for getting a haircut, I may not
Because you have closed all the hair-care shops
I can’t visit a barber, not any, not one -
I would be arrested by one of your cops
(Just whisper to me where you get your hair done)
But…
Whatever hair-envy I might harbor
Please don’t refer me to the President’s barber!
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poeticdrivel.blogspot.com
The President’s Haircut
Dear Governor Abbott:
I can’t help but notice that your hair is trim
As is your little buddy’s, Dannie Scott
I want to be as neat as you and him
But as for getting a haircut, I may not
Because you have closed all the hair-care shops
I can’t visit a barber, not any, not one -
I would be arrested by one of your cops
(Just whisper to me where you get your hair done)
But…
Whatever hair-envy I might harbor
Please don’t refer me to the President’s barber!
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