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A Television Ad for the Virus Time
Begin the same old insta-emo piano music; roll stock footage of beautiful, happy families having far more fun in isolation than you ever will.
Voice-over narrator in the slow, soft, persuasive tones we associate with some of our nation’s more accomplished mass-murderers:
We’re here for you we’re here to help together
Trust together we’re in this together
We care together we’re listening together
We will rise to the challenge together [Keep it SLOW]
The indomitable human spirit together
We’ll learn something about each other that
We just didn’t know before together
We are all on the same team together [SLOWWWW]
And when this is over, when we all smile again [Slow and then pause]
Together [SLOW and ‘WAY LOW, pause]
We’ll all buy a bottle of Bob’s Boysenberry Gin! [PATRIOTIC EXUBERANCE!]
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