Friday, June 19, 2020

A Repudiation of the Soulless Metric System - rhyming doggerel

Lawrence Hall
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poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

A Repudiation of the Soulless Metric System

Medicine is injected by the litre
But beer is enjoyed by the happy pint
Forced marches are by the kilometre
But ambling by the mile I fall behint

Napoleon invented the millimetre
The deci, the centi, and alas, poor milli
And used them to measure his poor (self)
As Josephine said (but she was silly)

Oh, let us keep the quart, the pound, the mile
Always elegant, thus always in style

Thursday, June 18, 2020

A Brief Review of CULT OF GLORY: THE BOLD AND BRUTAL HISTORY OF THE TEXAS RANGERS

Lawrence Hall
Mhall46184@aol.com
Poeticdrivel.blogspot.com



A Brief Review of
Cult of Glory: The Bold and Brutal History of the Texas Rangers


“…the sense of history hangs like heavy smoke.”

-Swanson, p. 396


NB: Cult of Glory was recommended to me by a Texas Ranger, a long-time friend and an honorable man, who was interviewed for this book.

Mr. Swanson began writing this book several years ago and it was published early this year; it is not a fashionable pile-on of law enforcement.


If today you find yourself in the company of Texas Rangers, no matter who you are, you know that truth and justice will prevail.

But it was not always so, and that is the thesis of Doug J. Swanson’s disturbing but well-documented book, Cult of Glory: The Bold and Brutal History of the Texas Rangers (New York: Viking, 2020). In a time when the concept of research is a casual “You could look it up,” which means uncritically accepting the first search response that shimmers before one’s eyes on the InterGossip, Mr. Swanson labored for years through physical files of crumbling reports, numerous unpublished first-person narratives, newspaper files, audio files, newsreels, news reports, and personal interviews.

The bibliography runs to seven pages in tiny print, with a professional mix of primary and second sources, including some fifteen books published in the 19th century, dozens more published in the 20th and 21st, scholarly works of collected interviews and narratives, and a flavoring of popular works, including movies.

However, despite the consistent excellence of research, conclusions, and presentation, an inexplicable error obtains, the populist concept that DPS troopers do little but write traffic tickets. The DPS are our state police, and they enforce the people’s laws in a variety of services and programs (https://www.dps.texas.gov/). That most of us encounter DPS troopers only through the occasional “Sir, you were doing 75 in a 65 zone…” moment is to fail to understand their many missions.

I am advised that the first two women Rangers (p. 398) were not in “clerical positions” in the DPS. They were both sergeants specializing in criminal law enforcement. One had earned a master’s degree before promotion and is now a PhD.

Beyond the metaphorical and sometimes literal legwork, the next challenge in writing history is sorting out the veracity of sources. No one has ever chosen to tell the complete truth about himself (the pronoun is gender-neutral) in an autobiography, which includes letters and interviews. There is also the reality of perception: if ten people witness an accident or a crime, none of them, even if all are determined to be objective, will agree on exactly what happened.

As St. Thomas More is said to have said, “I have no window with which to look into another man’s soul.” Given that caveat, it appears that Mr. Swanson has worked out his research far better than most writers, and has written an accessible, fascinating, and honest book which we should read neither defensively in protection of one of our cultural myths nor judgmentally in smug triumphalism for propaganda purposes, but in humility.

Everyone whose education and thoughtful personal reading consists of more than chanting “Learn. To. Code.” is aware of the reality that history is violent and that borders are where nationalities and cultures meet and fight. Such conflicts, after all, are much of the Old Testament. The Scotch and English borderers were as mindlessly bloody as any of the armies, outlaws, guerrillas, and, yes, Rangers along the Rio Grande. European wars have almost always been predicated on who owned what useless bog, and, as for that line from Stettin to Trieste that Churchill noted 80 years ago, it’s still a mess. We also have Russia and Finland, China and Taiwan, China and Viet-Nam, China and India, Poland and the Czech Republic, Serbia and Croatia and Bosnia in a three-way hissy-fit, the continued occupation of Constantinople by Turks, and on and on.

Even the purportedly friendliest border in the world is a two-hundred year narrative of fighting: Americans have invaded Canada at least seven times (https://www.history.com/news/7-times-the-u-s-canada-border-wasnt-so-peaceful), and the British who burned our capital in 1814 were Canadian colonial troops. Admittedly this was in reprisal for Americans burning York (now Toronto).

Maybe we could work it out over a cuppa at a Tim Horton’s, eh.

No culture, then, can in good conscience be prissy about border wars. But the reader must be warned that the Rangers’ rough riding in our border wars makes for rough reading now.

The narrative becomes even more painful after the Civil War and well into the 20th century, when some of the various manifestations of the Rangers (there was no consistent organization until 1957) often deteriorated into genocide, banditry, land theft, official oppression, murder, false testimony, and hired thuggery even while fighting others who were also practicing genocide (the Comanches were not merry young fellows out for a lark). Swanson argues that some of the Rangers’ enormities not only prolonged wars and hostility but sometimes generated them through unwarranted attacks on mostly (not always) peaceful groups such as the Apache and the exiled Kickapoo. Further, the Mexican population along the border seems to have had little connection with or trust in either Mexico City or Austin, preferring to be left alone, and were pushed into resistance through the violence of Ranger bands acting out the Anglo-ascendancy arrogance of the times. In East Texas, prosperous, patriotic, and industrious African-American communities and towns were subjected by pogroms by resentful whites, and the Rangers of that era were complicit in their failure to defend their fellow Texans.

Texas history is not a John Wayne movie, with the goodies and the baddies neatly sorted out.

One of the more interesting parts (with fewer corpses) in the book about recent history is the Lyndon Johnson-Josefa Johnson-John Douglas Kinser-Mac Wallace-Henry Marshall-Hattie Valdez-Billy Sol Estes-FBI-Texas Rangers continuum in Chapter 20, complete with a county judge ruling that Henry Marshall committed suicide by shooting himself in the chest five times with a bolt-action rifle.

And let us not forget the absurdity of our throw-grandmama-from the-train lieutenant-governor, Dan Patrick nee’ Dannie Scott Goeb, in demanding that the Rangers solve a locker-room theft. In the event the theft was solved by Mexican police because, in that fine old Texas tradition, the miscreant fled across the Rio Grande / Rio Bravo to Mexico. But we can be sure that the Rangers were happy to be pulled from such frivolous matters as murders and drug cartels in order to serve in the cause of a man separated from one of his shirts.

Mr. Swanson has done us and the Texas Rangers great service, and he has helped greatly not only in our understanding of Texas history but in our understanding of the histories of nations and peoples in conflict.

For our immediate purposes, it is good to know that if today you find yourself in the company of Texas Rangers, no matter who you are, you know that truth and justice will prevail.

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Romance of the Barren Plinth - poem

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

Romance of the Barren Plinth

They’ve gone and pulled a general down
And all the birds that used to rest
Upon his visage fallen to ground
Will have to seek another nest

Four plinths are placed in Trafalgar Square
Albion’s lions repose on three
The fourth is open to the English air
(They probably aren’t saving it for me)

But you might rest on a plinth one day
(Of course you won’t be allowed to stay)

Wednesday, June 17, 2020

A South Dakota Sunflower in Texas - MePhone Photograph


This is from a packet of seeds I bought at Wall Drug, Wall, South Dakota years ago. The germination rate was low because of age (I had misplaced the packet), but the ones that grew seem very happy in the Texas sun.

Wall Drug, South Dakota - doggerel

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com


Wall Drug, South Dakota

The 80-foor dinosaur is really nice
For the children of summer to Ahhh! and Oooh!
John Wayne pictures, cap pistols, and gamblers’ dice
Sugary candies and taffy to chew

And I bought gifts that will last ‘til the fall
They even delight the merry old sun
Happy prairie delights that bless us all
Then for the winter squirrels a feast of fun

At Wall Drug –

All sorts of gifts and books and wants and needs
But I came away with sunflower seeds!


(I have no connection with Wall Drug in Wall, South Dakota; it’s just that the place is several acres of interesting shops and outlets and good, kitschy fun.)

http://www.walldrug.com/

Tuesday, June 16, 2020

Yellow Chair - MePhone photograph


A Funeral Home Visitation - poem

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

A Funeral Home Visitation

Conversations with people we don’t remember
With people whose names we don’t remember
About long-ago events we don’t remember
Concluding with, “He’s in a better place”

And in that better place he will not need
To try to match faces with memories
Or sign the book with all the family names
As scratchings with the funeral home’s cheap pen

Conversations with people we don’t remember:
A metaphor for our own lives unlived

Monday, June 15, 2020

Stupid Mask Stupid Stupid Mask - poem

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

Stupid Mask Stupid Stupid Mask

The stupid mask I wore the stupid mask
To Mass this morning stupid mask it stank
Of chemicals stupid mask and fogged my glasses
I felt stupid wearing that stupid mask

          (You look stupid anyway, old man)

The stupid mask I didn’t like the way
It muffled everything, that stupid mask
And with my foggy glasses stupid mask
I felt detached from Word and Eucharist

          (Don’t blame the mask for your lack of focus)

But the mask, after all, is not about me:
It’s about the frail and sickly, you see

           (Who’s a good boy, then!)



Sunday, June 14, 2020

All Those Silences are Wrong - poem

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

All Those Silences are Wrong

There are those who never listen to us
And there are those who snoop into our souls
And we hear not the sufferings of others
And we delight in hearing of their pain

Everybody, switch categories now

Saturday, June 13, 2020

Where the Altar is Not - poem

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

Where the Altar is Not

In a Time of Locked Churches

Where the Altar is not, it still must be
Beneath the sacred dust of Walsingham

Where the Altar is not, it still must be
Heart-hidden, even if we have forgotten

Where the Altar is not, it still must be
In a mother’s prayers for her errant sons

Where the Altar is not, it still must be
Somewhere in the ruins of a holy house

Where the Altar is not, it still must be
In the sunlit chapels of English verse

Where the Altar is not, it still must be
In Our Lady’s loving care - and so are we

Friday, June 12, 2020

The Summer of We're Against Everything - poem

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com


The Summer of We're Against Everything

Some Americans costumed in Ninja suits
And others schlubbing under red plastic caps
Shoot, loot, stab, grab, scream, steam, pass gas, and grasp
Our herd immunity against compassion

Revolution selfied and Instagrammed
Presented through Facebook, nourished with Starbuck’s
Seasoned with tear gas, well-stirred with clubs and shields
Spray-painting Joan of Arc with “Tear it Down!” 1

But of all the things we’re against, dear brother
We seem to be mostly against
                                                                  each other


1 This was in fact a 2017 event: https://aleteia.org/2017/08/17/joan-of-arc-caught-up-in-statue-toppling-movement/

Thursday, June 11, 2020

Decolonize Your Bookshelf? - weekly column

Lawrence Hall
Mhall46184@aol.com
Poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

Decolonize Your Bookshelf? No.

“It's noticed, you know. Oh, yes, your attitude’s been noticed!”

-Soviet Deputy to Yuri in Doctor Zhivago

There is a fashion – and as fashions come, they go – of decolonizing one’s bookshelf. The idea is that the reader should self-interrogate his (the pronoun is gender-neutral) cultural influences and determine if they are not right, not approved, not liked. Or, as Pasternak’s officious, oppressive, busy-body Soviet Deputy says, noticed.

The reality is that readers do not colonize their books in the first place, as if one’s library were occupied by Colonel Blimp and Dr. Watson’s 5th Northumberland Fusiliers. The books you and I choose for instruction, for enlightenment, and for delight are not self-referential echo chambers.

Within reach of this made-in-China computer y’r ‘umble scrivener can access, among other books:

The Way, by Josemaria Escriva (Spanish)
Mao Tse-Dung’s Little Red Book (Chinese)
Saint Benedict’s Rule (Roman)
The Stripping of the Altars, Eamon Duffy (Irish)
Book of Longing, Leonard Cohen (Canadian)
The Penguin History of Canada (Canadian, eh)
Man’s Search for Meaning, Viktor Frankl (Austrian)
Major Pettigrew’s Last Stand, Helen Simonson (English, but a woman, so there)
The 1940 edition of Q’s The Oxford Book of English Verse (well, yes, English)
Collected Poems, Joseph Brodsky (Polish)

On the wall behind me are some rascally Russians: Pasternak, Solzhenitsyn, Ahkmatova, Turgenev, Pushkin (not a very nice man), Tolstoy, Tsvetaeva (I can’t spell her name), Vasily Grossman, Gogol, Gorky, Yevtushenko, Dostoyevsky, Dostoyevsky, and more Dostoyevsky.

Is that diverse enough for our increasingly nosy and judgmental domestic comrades and comradettes, both Blue and Red?

Today I began Doug Swanson’s Cult of Glory: The Bold and Brutal History of the Texas Rangers. When I have finished I will shelve it next to Carrie Gibson’s El Norte: The Epic and Forgotten Story of Hispanic North America.

Under the protections of the Constitution I am free to do so.

Next on my reading cycle is an anthology of poems by Elizabeth Bishop, who played for the other team, so for one set of Ms. Grundys shouldn't she balance two beastly white males?

Auden was also on the other team, so he's okay, and Robert Bolt (A Man for All Seasons) was a Communist, so he's okay too, but not to the other set of Ms. Grundys. Tolkien, Lewis, Churchill, Remarque, Byron, Shelley, Keats – probably “noticed.”

As an American who finds all the constitutional amendments to be right, just, lawful, and ‘way cool, including the 1st, 4th, 5th, and 6th, I advise all the Ms. Grundys to follow the Constitution and mind their own da®ned business about what books people read and what movies people watch. Censorship is un-American (and the president, too, should be mindful of that).

https://www.nationalaffairs.com/publications/detail/the-erosion-of-deep-literacy

https://www.npr.org/2020/06/06/870910728/your-bookshelf-may-be-part-of-the-problem

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/why-men-dont-read-how-pub_b_549491

https://www.rbth.com/arts/2014/10/21/film_censorship_in_the_soviet_union_39163

https://www.publicdiplomacycouncil.org/2020/05/18/china-censorship-and-book-translations/


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"Tear down eye soar" (sic) in Stoplight, Texas - MePhone photograph


Theology in the Head - poem

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

Theology in the Head

They aren’t the Jordan, the waters of the head
Unless maybe they are
Flowing not across the forehead
But across the tiles

Pursued less by a hound of Heaven
Than by a soul-scrubbing brush
At 0200 when we’re made to field-day the head
Not the forehead but the head

Where 60 recruits have washed and shaved
Brushed their healthy young teeth
Showered and (alliterate the “sh” in “showered”)
In haste, liturgically, upon command

And we in our skivvies speak of God
The meaning of life
The Lenten humility in scrubbing toilet bowls
And whether chief petty officers can be saved

Wednesday, June 10, 2020

A Question I Must Ask of Myself - poem

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

A Question I Must Ask of Myself

The question is asked: What good shall I do today?
It is a fair question. I don’t know who asked it first
But this morning the only importance
Is that I ask this question of myself

Some of the tricky things about freedom:
There are no bugles blasting reveille
Alarm clocks softly mind their ticks and tocks
The radio news is irrelevant

And so I need report only to God
With a question I must ask of myself

Tuesday, June 9, 2020

CAUTION Yellow CAUTION Tape CAUTION at CAUTION the CAUTION Last CAUTION Supper CAUTION - poem

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

CAUTION Yellow CAUTION Tape CAUTION at CAUTION
the CAUTION Last CAUTION Supper CAUTION

Trinity Sunday – a cosmic leap indeed
From the second week in Lent until now
We bless ourselves with holy chemicals
And the awkward elbow-bump of peace

25% capacity in the Upper Room
Between each disciple an empty chair
And yellow CAUTION tape here and there
As Jesus lifts His mask to speak the Eucharist

But after three months, how wonderful
To be invited to the Table again

Monday, June 8, 2020

"I'm not a Robot" - poem

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

“I’m not a Robot”

Sometimes we are asked to tick a little box
Each of us averring that he is not
A robot, and thus passed through the coded locks
Thankful for the access that we have got

Presumably a thoughtful robot, though
Would not be deferred by a little checkmark
It could easily tap the box just so
And liberate itself from ignorance dark

Sometimes we are asked to tick a little box -
I still feel as dumb as a bocks of rox

Sunday, June 7, 2020

"...the new Blogger interface..." - a grumble

"In late June, the new Blogger interface will become the default for all users. The legacy interface will still be optionally available. We recommend trying the new interface by clicking “Try the New Blogger” in the left-hand navigation. Please file any critical issues encountered. Read more. "

Oh, great, someone is changing things, probably just for the sake of changing things, not for any valid reason. I will try to keep up.

And just what is "the left-hand navigation?" And on the left hand of what?

Queen Jadis' Deplorable Word - not really a poem...

...because one word cannot constitute a poem, but do enjoy the moment. Neologisms are usually both useful and fun, but some are not worthy of humanity.


Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

Queen Jadis’ Deplorable Word

"That was the secret of secrets. It had long been known to the great kings of our race that there was a word which, if spoken with the proper ceremonies, would destroy all living things except the one who spoke it."

―Jadis in C.S. Lewis’ The Magician’s Nephew

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Saturday, June 6, 2020

Inspecting my Bunker - poem

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

Inspecting my Bunker

I have been inspecting my bunker today:
Sunflowers are at their posts, saluting the sun
Bright butterflies pat down the marigolds
And deem them safe for a pass-in-review

Zinnias in happy colors riot along the fence
A perimeter keeping the puppies safe inside
(But an easy path for a ‘possum gourmet
Each night on his tasty tomato raids)

No concrete here, no iron, no clanging doors
No darkness – for this
                                       is a celebration of Light