Wednesday, October 27, 2021

Poor Quality Control in the Manufacture of Days - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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Poor Quality Control in the Manufacture of Days

 

This was another poor-quality day:

The leaves were good enough, as was the sun

But the temperature-control was out of whack

And the humidity was again all wrong

 

I’m calling a staff meeting in this matter

To ask why the hummingbirds left early

(I’m sure we’d all like to winter in Mexico)

And if the squirrels will report on time tomorrow

 

I’m not going Pollyanna with this report -

Work in the department has fallen short

Tuesday, October 26, 2021

Father Ron Croaks - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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Father Ron Croaks

 

We have heard the Mass sung in beautiful Latin

We have heard the Mass sung in dull vernacular

We have heard the Mass spoken (duller still)

And now today we have heard the Mass croaked

 

Here be allergens

Monday, October 25, 2021

Schrodinger's Bullet - poem

Lawrence Hall

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Schrodinger’s Bullet

 

Is there a bullet in the cylinder?

The armorer thinks not

The assistant director thinks not

The actor thinks not

 

The dead…will know


Sunday, October 24, 2021

The Duchess of California and Schrodinger's Bullet - weekly column, 24 October 2021

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

The Duchess of California and Schrodinger’s Bullet

 

“There is no such thing as an unloaded weapon.”

 

-generations of parents, drill instructors, weapons instructors, range safety officers, company commanders, company sergeants, chief petty officers, armorers, hunting guides, hunters, competition shooters, and law officers

 

Following recent events in New Mexico we are all eager to hear the Duchess of California give us a stern lecture on gun control and, doubtless, global warming.

 

We are not likely to hear Her Grace mention the fact that gentlemen should not shoot ladies. But perhaps a decaying society that has concluded that murdering babies is now a social obligation will not see it that way.

 

Still, in most jurisdictions even in these regressive times, when a gentleman kills a lady with a firearm the gentleman makes at least a brief acquaintance with whatever prize awaits him on the other side of the door of a holding cell.

 

But apparently in New Mexico, the Land of Enchantment, if the gentleman in question is special enough, a warm hug makes everything okay.

 

You and I weren’t there for the shooting, gentle reader, but a number of other people were, and as of now, assuming (always a questionable thing to do) that all of these people are correct and that the national news reports got it right (stop laughing), then at least three people handled the fatal revolver before the killing of an innocent woman and the wounding of an innocent man:

 

1. The armorer, who set out the revolver on a table or tray along with several other weapons (what was this – a salad bar of death?)

 

2. The assistant director, who removed the revolver from the table or tray and then gave it to:

 

3. The actor

 

The actor then discharged the weapon, killing one person and wounding another.

 

If – one must always say “if” – all of this is factual, then at least three people handled the same weapon in turn and all three assumed (there’s that assuming thing again) that the weapon was not loaded.

 

And some say that Americans are not a people of faith.

 

At least three people played a game of Schrodinger’s Bullet with the revolver.

 

Schrodinger’s Bullet, analogous to Schrodinger’s Cat, is a mental exercise in which a number of people think about whether a bullet is in a revolver’s cylinder, but no one bothers to open the cylinder to see if in fact there is a bullet.

 

As your ol’ daddy taught you, over and over, there is a bullet. Even if you take the bullet out of the weapon, it’s still in the weapon. The bullet is always there. If the wisest, smartest, most thoughtful, most loving, most trustworthy man or woman you ever met tells you there isn’t a bullet, in this matter he’s wrong. The bullet is always there.

 

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"Parole," He Replied, "I'm Afraid of Parole." - poem

 Lawrence Hall

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“Parole,” He Replied, “I’m Afraid of Parole.”

 

What are you most afraid of?

 

“Parole,” he said, and the others agreed

“I don’t like it in here; I don’t have any choices

But no one expects anything much of me

I can’t make any choices, so I can’t fail

 

“But out there – there – I have to make choices

I have to live up to my kid’s expectations

I have to live like a man, show some initiative

Get up and go to work without being told

 

“Most of all, I’m afraid of letting my kid down

I might fail him, like I did before

 

And that’s the scariest thing of all”

Saturday, October 23, 2021

Ode on a Flintstones Tumbler - doggerel

 

Lawrence Hall

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Ode on a Flintstones Tumbler

 

John Keats helped with this but refused to take any credit. He must be modest

 

Thou still unmoving car of wood and stone

Forever carrying the Flintstones and the Rubbles

Off to the movies – Rock Hudson to be shown?

And a childhood half-hour of comic troubles

 

Heard yabba-dabbas are sweet, but those unheard

We’ll have to speak ourselves over milk and cereal

Wilma, of course, always has the last word

But we’ll contribute to the writers’ material

 

Fred’s feet are truth, not beauty, - but off they go

Taking us with them – so on with the show!

Friday, October 22, 2021

Generation Whatever - poem

Lawrence Hall

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Generation Whatever

 

I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered. 

My life is my own.

 

-Patrick McGoohan in The Prisoner

 

Be not defined by dates and stereotypes

The endless clutter of cliches and cant

Generating generic generations

Of worthless weasel words of wanton waste

 

WHO are you?

Who ARE you?

Who are YOU?

 

That’s usually no one’s concern but yours

(The cop writing you a ticket gets to ask)

 

 

 

Thanks to Patty M at patty m - Hello Poetry  for lending me the consonant “W.”


Thursday, October 21, 2021

Where Danger Lurks - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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Where Danger Lurks

 

You must be careful about your surroundings

Not overly tense but ready for anything

Balanced on your feet, looking around

Paying attention to everyone’s hands and eyes

 

Always ready for an unexpected punch

Some long-ago resentment coming to boil

Or a random stranger who doesn’t like your face

Your voice, your shoes, your shirt, your tie, your coat

 

In a fetid cesspool of drama and divorce –

I allude to a Christian funeral, of course

Wednesday, October 20, 2021

A Cloud of Unknowing for Ordinary Time - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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A Cloud of Unknowing in Ordinary Time

 

Sometimes life doesn’t make any sense

You’d think that hurting like an adolescent

Would end with adolescence

But it doesn’t

 

Maybe we can find some good in the hurt

That when we hurt we’re carrying someone else’s hurt

It sounds awfully thin

Maybe it’s enough

Tuesday, October 19, 2021

Parish Consolidations and Rumors of Parish Consolidations - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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Parish Consolidations and Rumors of Parish Consolidations

 

I'm a beast, I am, and a Badger what's more. We don't change.

We hold on. I say great good will come of it.”

 

-Trufflehunter in C. S. Lewis’ Prince Caspian

 

I don’t suppose Saint Peter sent surveys

Or that Saint Paul politely polled the people

But that’s how bishops do such things these days

With an access code on the InterThing

 

502 Bad Gateway

 

Rumor Control and Gossip Central say

That our parish is for the chopping block

     (maybe re-purposed as a shopping block)

Worse things have happened; we’ve been pilgrims before

So as the Lord leads us, we will follow Him

 

Again

 

The Altar, Sacrifice, and Word are Truth

And where we are sent to serve, there we will serve

Monday, October 18, 2021

The Tiger Cages of Ben Luc - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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The Tiger Cages of Ben Luc

 

In which there were no tigers, only boys

Locked in barbed-wire cages in the tropical sun

Teenagers in their country’s uniform

Unable even to stretch or stand or move

 

Punished for some minor infraction or other

Locked in barbed wire cages in the tropical sun

We were forbidden to talk to them, or even look

They waited in silence, they waited, and they thought

 

Locked in barbed-wire cages in the tropical sun -

And those poor lads are why the Communists won

Sunday, October 17, 2021

THE POETS OF RAPALLO - a Review

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

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The Poets of Rapallo, a Review

 

The Poets of Rapallo, Lauren Arrington, Oxford University Press is a brilliant first draft; one looks forward to reading the completed work.

 

As it is, Dr. Arrington has accomplished brilliant research on the poets -  Yeats, Bunting, Pound, Aldington, MacGreevy, Zukofsky - and their acquaintances who happened to be in the Italian resort town Rapallo (they were not a coterie) in the 1920s and 1930s. The notes alone run to 54 pages of too-small type, and the bibliography to 8.

 

Unhappily, the text appears to have been rushed, possibly by an impatient publisher, and along with numerous small mistakes there are some serious failures in stereotyping, hasty generalizations predicated on little evidence, and a few condemnations more redolent of Dostoyevsky’s Grand Inquisitor than a scholar.

 

One of the best things about The Poets of Rapallo is the exposition explaining why a great many intellectuals were attracted to Italian Fascism as it was idealistically presented through propaganda early on and not as the moral and ethical disaster it soon proved to be.

 

Mussolini cleverly promoted his program as primarily cultural, a reach-back to the artistic and architectural unities of an imagined ancient Rome restored and enhanced with modern science and technology. He promoted the arts for his own purposes, of course, but deceptively. In almost any context the construction of schools, libraries, museums, theatres, and cinema studios would be perceived as a good, and absent any close examination accepted by everyone. But in Mussolini’s scheme these cultural artifacts, like Lady Macbeth’s “innocent flower,” concealed the lurking serpent: wars of conquest, poison gas, bombings of undefended cities, death camps, institutionalized racism, mass murders, and other enormities.

 

The Fascist sympathies of W. B. Yeats and other influencers (as we would say now) in the Irish Republic, including Eamon de Valera, are certainly revelatory. That the new nation came close to goose-stepping through The Celtic Twilight might help explain Ireland’s curious neutrality during the Second World War.

 

Professor Arrington explains all this very well, and initially is professionally objective. Most of the Rapallo set were not long in learning what Fascism was really about and quickly distanced themselves from it in some embarrassment.  Some were later even more of an embarrassment in their denials and deflections; few seemed to have been able to admit that, yes, they were suckered, as we all have been from time to time

 

But with the exception of the unrepentant and odious Pound, who was himself a metaphorical serpent to his death, Professor Arrington seems to lose her objectivity with the others.

 

And why Pound?

 

As with Beckett’s Waiting for Godot, it is difficult to take seriously someone who considers Pound’s pretentious, pompous, show-off word-soup Cantos to be literature. Pound is now famous only for being famous, and while Arrington appears to forgive Pound for his adamant and malevolent anti-Semitism and his pathetic subservience to Mussolini, in the end she is ruthless toward anyone else who, under Pound’s influence, in his or her naivete even once told an inappropriate joke, appreciated Graeco-Roman architecture, or perhaps saw Mussolini at a distance. This is inexplicable in a text that is otherwise professional and compassionate in avoiding what C. S. Lewis identifies as chronological snobbery.

 

One also wishes the author had discussed Pound’s post-war appeal as a fashionable prisoner adored or at least pitied by a new generation (Elizabeth Bishop, how could you?).

 

The book ends abruptly, as if the author were interrupted by a demand by the printers for it now, and so, yes, one hopes for a complete work to follow.

 

The Poets of Rapallo is not served well by the Oxford University Press, who appear to have been more interested in cutting costs than in presenting a work of scholarship to the world. The print is far too small, the garish spine lettering is more suited to a sale-table murder mystery, and the retro-1930s holiday cover would be fine for an Agatha Christie yarn but not for a book of literary scholarship.

 

A question outside the scope of this book but more important is this: why, in a free nation, do so many people feel the desperate need almost to worship a leader? Yes, of course we have presidents and chiefs of police (some of whom love sport shiny admiral’s stars on their collars, and what’s that about?) and bosses and so on, and we depend upon their wise leadership. But why do people wear pictures of some Dear Leader or other on their clothing and chant his name?

 

I think the president or the famous movie star should wear YOUR name on his shirt and pay YOU for the privilege.

 

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Church of Our Lady of the Perpetual Garbage Sale - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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Our Lady of the Perpetual Garbage Sale

 

It’s for the youth

 

Our parish hall is now a re-sale shop

All full of junk that never goes away

Boxes of videotapes and castoff slop

And smelly clothes that have had their day

 

It’s for the youth

 

The Mass no longer ends with “Ite, missa est

But rather, “After Mass would some of the men…”

Shift the same old debris without let or rest

Sisyphean labors for original sin

 

It’s for the youth

 

Fellowship after Mass is tired and pale -

The one eternal is the garbage sale

 

But it’s for the youth

Saturday, October 16, 2021

They Say Young Men Have No Ambition These Days - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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They Say Young Men Have No Ambition These Days

 

The poetry section is the most remote:

The floor where the staff sneak away for lunch

Or lovers rendezvous for lovers’ arguments

A few eccentrics who want to read poetry

 

A young man sees it as his corner office

Reposing in a chair, feet up on the glass

Wielding two ‘phones, negotiating sex

And drugs, and his efficient deliveries

 

A pimp among the poets, playing the world -

Who says young men have no ambition these days?

Friday, October 15, 2021

A Disembodied Hand Doomscrolling on the Wall of Tia Maria’s Barbecue - rhyming doggerel

Lawrence Hall

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A Disembodied Hand Doomscrolling on the Wall of Tia Maria’s Barbecue

 

- not Daniel 5

 

Tiffany was treatin’ the girls to barbecue

The merry ol’ girls from her bowling league

(Their bold team colors dazzled in pink and blue)

She had made herself captain through cruel intrigue

 

When suddenly a disembodied hand

Appeared with a smartphone by the restroom door

And keyed strange lines that in flickerings scanned:

“You’ll be sacked this evening - your team’s 0 to 4”

 

That very night Tiffany’s custom ball was taken

And she cried in her trailer, her heart a-breakin’


Wednesday, October 13, 2021

Seven Haiku for the Pleiades

Lawrence Hall

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Seven Haiku for the Pleiades

 

The seventh poem – think of the Subaru badge – is not seen. That thoughtful poem is the one you will write.

 

 

1.  Two Goddesses and a God Come to Visit

 

All in the same sky:

Luna, Venus, Jupiter

While the soft winds sigh

 

 

2.  Barefoot in the Stilly Dawn

 

Barefoot in the grass

Eyes to the east, the stilly dawn

The stars have withdrawn

 

.

3.  Dachshunds on Their Dawn Patrol

 

Every dachshund thinks

That she is a timber wolf -

Perhaps it is so

 

 

4.  Summer Lingers

 

Yes, summer lingers

Crickets sing throughout the night

Their October hymns

 

 

5.  A Prison Visit

 

The horizon has no meaning

If the prisoners look up -

Concertina wire

 


6.  The Prayers of Planets and Stars

 

The planets and stars

Need not our prayers; they never sinned -

Do they pray for us?


Why I Wear a Boonie Hat - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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Why I Wear a Boonie Hat

 

Mostly to try to avoid speeding tickets

And maybe someone will say, “Thank you for your service”

And pay for my coffee in gratitude

But they just stop at “Thank you for your service”

 

Sometimes I meet some other old man

And we ask each other where we were

Memories – some of them surprisingly good

Others dark enough

                                      And we were so young

 

My boonie hat keeps the sun off my head

And the fluorescents in the Social Security office

It makes me look like John Wayne in The Geriatric Berets

Not really. Maybe a different angle…how’s that?

 

And young women come up to me to say

That their grandfathers were in Viet-Nam

Tuesday, October 12, 2021

The Carrier Picked Up the Package - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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The Carrier Picked Up the Package

 

The carrier picked up the package, this says

Whoever the poor carrier might be

This Sunday morning, at work before dawn

While I sit with a coffee and read the note

 

The world of packages is dark out there

Tired loaders and drivers hope for coffee too

It the schedules and supervisors permit

But otherwise, the bosses send them out

 

I am up early because I cannot sleep

Workers are up early - they have little choice

Monday, October 11, 2021

Not the Throne He Anticipated - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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Not the Throne He Anticipated

 

Callow and young, a man begins his life

Thinking great thoughts of empires and of kings

Of how in a few years he will awe the world

With the achievements of his mind and strength

 

The books he will write must astound the age

His businesses will corner out Wall Street

His ships will sail the seas to India

His planes will fly tourists around the world -

 

But many years later

 

He writes a doubtful check upon his bank

At the hardware store for a toilet tank

Sunday, October 10, 2021

The Governess of California Censors Toys - weekly column, 10 October 2021

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

The Governess of California Censors Toys

 

The briefcase politician…

A man enthroned as if (he) were a committee

 

-Yevtushenko, “Zima Junction”

 

The perfectly coiffed Ken Doll governorissimo of California, Gavin Newsom, has with his obedient, (hand)-kissing legislature commanded his / their loving and obedient subjects in the Glorious Workers’ and Peasants’ Republic that his / their wisdom and benevolence empowers him / them to control how toys will be sold.

 

In a state suffering from water shortages, power shortages, riots, wildfires, high unemployment, homelessness, a high murder rate, punitive taxes, and out-of-control crime the freely-elected government finds little to do except regulate the gender of toys.  In California as in all the coolest states it’s okay now to murder little boys and girls but not to allow the survivors ever to know that they are little boys and girls.

 

The law does not (yet) forbid girls’ interest and boys’ interest sections but does mandate that there must also be a gender-neutral section.

 

I don’t know how they do that – maybe they turn each Ken and Barbie upside down to see what’s underneath?

 

Attention, comrades: the fine for the first violation is $250; the fine for each subsequent violation is $500.

 

Governments are elected to rule, for without rule there would only chaos; we have this from no less an authority than Saint Paul. We elect governments so that we may be free from the unrestrained violence of warlords and cartels.

 

But when a government elected by the people neglects its duties and intrudes on areas of innocent joy then that government needs to be brought up sharp in the next election cycle. The corollary is that if the people forget their duty in voting in every election, then there is no hope of responsible self-government.

 

I have known parents who forbade their daughters to play with dolls and toy kitchens and their sons to play with cap pistols and toy trucks because they did not want their children to be gender-stereotyped. I think that’s unrealistic but I know that it’s none of my business. Now we must make sure that our governesses and legislators also know that the healthy play of childhood is not any concern of theirs.

 

And, anyway, Gavin is a boy’s name, a variant of the Celtic Gawain, one of the knights of the Round Table. Under California’s new genderish laws His / Their Excellency should fine himself / theirself $250 each day until he / they changes / change it to something gender-neutral. 

 

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