Tuesday, May 17, 2022

Untied Healthcare - from their cold, dead lips...

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Untied Healthcare

 

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Monday, May 16, 2022

Corporate-Speak Inquisitors Meet with the Faithful - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Corporate-Speak Inquisitors Meet with the Faithful

 

They do not wear dark robes or sinister hoods

Nor even Roman collars with their Izod shirts

In fetching pastel shades of harmlessness

They rule with legal pads and plastic pens

 

They question us about our parish and priest

And rattle the matter of closing the church

Though it’s difficult to take seriously pasty old men

Who seem to be a bench of Miss Marples

 

They do not wear dark robes or sinister hoods

But menace us with evasive can’ts and coulds

Sunday, May 15, 2022

Yes, There was a Manifesto - weekly column, 5.15.2022

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

mhall46184@aol.com

 

Yes, There was a Manifesto

 

In the midst of a world of light and love, of song and feast and dance, he could find nothing to think of more interesting than his own prestige.

 

-C. S. Lewis, A Preface to Paradise Lost

 

This scribble began as a consideration of the sad sack of s(lop) – hardly a man – who murdered mostly elderly shoppers and a stand-up retired police officer.

 

Aaron Salter, Jr., 55 and recently retired after thirty years with the Buffalo, New York police, surely understood that with only a pistol he would not probably survive his defense of his fellow Americans against an orc wearing body armor and armed with a .556 semi-automatic rifle.

 

There are still heroes among us, and Officer Salter was one of them.

 

In the event, last weekend featured numerous other murders and woundings of ordinary Americans by other Americans in church, at sports events, and at community festivities. No other nation needs to bother attacking us; we’re destroying ourselves.

 

The speculations we all still have about the sad sack of s(lop) murdering old people in a supermarket extend now to all the sad sacks of s(sop) who, in a world of possibilities, found nothing more to do with their weekend than compensate for their inadequacies by shooting unarmed people.

 

Let us anchor the discussion in the first orc:

 

Grandpa’s old single-shot for rabbit hunting and secured with a trigger lock with the key kept by Dad when not in use – we get that; it’s a piece of Americana.  But a semi-automatic rifle in a combat calibre and a G. I. Joe dress-up play-soldier suit – that’s pathological.

 

About the wannabe soldier thing - did he make the first day of recruit training? Or did he just know about video games?

 

Did he ever consider joining the volunteer fire department or some other worthy cause?

 

Did he play football, join the band, belong to the FFA, take a shop class, join the Scouts, help with the little kids at Sunday School, or belong to a club?

 

Did he ever have a job – sack boy, fast-food, mechanic’s helper, anything? Who paid for the three weapons he is reported to have been carrying? And the body armor? That’s not cheap.

 

Did he ever mow the yard?

 

Could he cook a simple meal?

 

Did he ever help wash dishes, vacuum the floors, wash the windows, or do the laundry?

 

Did he ever change the oil and hit the lube points in a tractor, pickup truck, or car?

 

Did he ever help build fence? Did he even know what a carpenter’s hammer is for?

 

Did he ever wrestle a rotor-tiller around the garden?

 

Did he ever have to take care of little brothers and sisters?

 

Did he ever question the illogical, immoral, and unscientific race theories fed to him?

 

If you were to ask him about his favorite book, would the response be a blank stare or even a sneer of disapproval?

 

Did he have a purpose, a life-plan, a cause beyond whatever nonsense was programmed into his little brain from the InterGossip?

 

In the end, it’s not that we ask such questions about him; we ask them about ourselves and about how we raise our children and grandchildren.

 

Peace.

 

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A Few Kind Thoughts for Roman Soldiers - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

A Few Kind Thoughts for Roman Soldiers

 

If you have stood your watch throughout the night

To guard a clothesline of national importance

Dug foxholes only to fill them up again

And then patrolled through long days in the heat

 

If you have enjoyed Cinderella Liberty

And talking about poetry and girls

With a few mates down at the coffee shop

Because that’s all your poor pay can afford

 

You will then understand the conscript guards

Posted to keep order on Calvary

Saturday, May 14, 2022

A Pasty Boy in Knee-Pantsies Lectures on the Supremacy of Gun Ownership Over Access to Baby Formula - doggerel

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

A Pasty Boy in Knee-Pantsies

Lectures on the Supremacy of Gun Ownership

Over Access to Baby Formula

 

You say our baby’s starving?

Don’t bother me with that

As long as I got me my gun

To rat-a-tat-tat!

Friday, May 13, 2022

Leaving the Party Early for Some Fresh Air and a Smoke - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Leaving the Party Early for Some Fresh Air and a Smoke

 

Our host was oozy one moment, threatening the next

The drinks were watery, the hors d’oeuvres nothing more

Than pigs in blankets of cruelties and cliches

Among guests likely to call them horse doovers

 

Through the bottom of my glass I could see

Only a few weak industrial fizzings

Recirculating from Tammany Hall until now

Pasting new labels over unoriginal sins

 

Unoriginal sins to file and shelve -

I left the Party in 2012

Thursday, May 12, 2022

An After-Market Warranty for my Catholic Space Laser - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

An After-Market Warranty for my Catholic Space Laser

 

“...tremulous little people of dim intellect and hyperactive imagination...need that Wondrous Explanation that will quiet all their fears, thrill them with villains to revile, and never tax their feeble powers of intellection.”

 

-John D. MacDonald, Reading for Survival

 

The Great Texas Emu Bubble, crop circles

Power crystals, cryptocurrency

Jewish space lasers, messages from Q

Lizard people abducted by aliens

 

Enron, obey the science, the settled science

Chloroquine, tulips, herd immunity

Your Norton has expired, buy magic beans

Invoice #666 needs to be paid today

 

Your uncle in Nigeria is in lots of trouble

And don’t forget the South Sea Bubble

Wednesday, May 11, 2022

The March of the Triumphalist Electrons - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

The March of the Triumphalist Electrons

 

“Forward, Electronics, your victory’s achieved!

   In all communications, progress is our creed!”

 

-Communist youth song in

Solzhenitsyn’s “For the Good of the Cause”

 

In all obedience learn to code, to code

For in obeying orders you think for yourself

And rebel by chanting and clenching your fist

As an individual just like everyone else

 

Now burn your poems, your notebooks, and your pens

And slaughter your thoughts wherever they hide

We will send you your soul through a little screen

Unisize, unisex, one soul fits all

 

And then, like Moloch and Herod, turn your wild eyes

Your burning eyes

Upon your children

Tuesday, May 10, 2022

Monday, May 9, 2022

Is "Poetess" Acceptable? - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

 

Is “Poetess” Acceptable?

 

But of course

Just take it

And wake it

Remake it

 

Empower it

And it’s yours

Sunday, May 8, 2022

Who Possesses a Poem? - poem (and a poem about poetry is a bit like Ouroboros)

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Who Possesses a Poem?

 

Just as a father passes on to his child

The popular music of his long-lost youth

A teacher passes on to those in his care

The ‘way-cool poetry of his own lost youth

 

Where once we hid McKuen behind Millay

Young people today hide – but we don’t know what they hide

That is the nature of hiding and hidden

But they’re hiding something, and that’s good

 

We celebrated the verse of our youth

For youth celebrate their own private verse

An Essential American Institution - weekly column, 5.8.2022

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

An Essential American Institution

 

The American people may speak (or shriek) about the three branches of the government as essential for defending the people and the Constitution of our Republic, and they’d be right. They may speak of the power of our Navy and those other services, the pediments of power in our electoral systems from the precinct to the federal, our various courts, the genius of our Bill of Rights (ALL of those rights), and the willingness of some, not nearly all, Americans to sacrifice for the greater good. And they’d be right about all that too.

 

I think, though, that we tend to ignore that bastion of popular sovereignty, the rustic yet majestic institution of the country store.

 

The senators of Rome met among marble splendor, and the senators of our nation meet in luxurious offices paneled in expensive wood and once in a while in their softly-carpeted, well-lit, air-conditioned Chamber.

 

But at its core our democracy (yeah, yeah, I know, republic, but the voting is democratic) meets first and most effectively on the wooden-planked porch of the old-time country store beneath that great symbol of our freedom, a metal NEHI sign, with a Pepsi-Cola thermometer nailed next to the door and a solitary gas pump out front.

 

The wise ones in our capitol meet to discuss raising their salaries, sending our kids (not theirs) to wars, raising their salaries, the national budget, raising their salaries, the dispersal of our armies and fleets, raising their salaries, who gets a new SUV, raising their salaries, spending taxpayer dollars for votes, raising their salaries, gerrymandering for power, raising their salaries, who gets a personal Air Force jet plane to swan around in, raising their salaries, and who gets a free ride to Ukraine for photo ops and showing off.

 

But on the porch the farmers and workers meet to chaw a little Red Man and discuss seeds, their tax burden, crops, their tax burden, the price of fertilizer, their tax burden, the price of fuel, their tax burden, the new baby, their tax burden, the price of farm equipment, their tax burden, maybe getting the dirt roads graded, their tax burden, how’re things down at the mill / shop / store, their tax burden, I don’t much care for that boy my baby-girl’s been talking to, and their tax burden.

 

Some barefoot kids come by with their fishing poles and discuss the eternal choices between a Moon Pie (won’t melt in the heat) and an Eskimo Pie (it’s good and cold, and a Royal Crown Cola (tastes better) or a Coca-Cola (no it doesn’t!).

 

“Hey, kids, did y’all catch anything?”

 

“Nossir, but we seen this snake that was THIS big around!”

 

In the District of Columbia there are fine buildings and statues and memorials and reflecting pools (or is that reflecting fools?) and offices and the fleshpots of the new Babylon, but I submit to you, worthy citizens of the Republic, that there is more honest discussion about the affairs of state on the front porch of the old country store than just about anywhere else.

 

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Saturday, May 7, 2022

At the Hissing Electric Eye Doors - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

At the Hissing Electric Eye Doors

 

An old man shuffles his walker to the doors

          The sanitary wipes are to the left

A gum-chewer brushes by with a plastic sack

          Ranks of shopping carts rust to the right

 

A child skips through; her mother yells, “Wait! Wait!”

          A three-color circular blows by

An angry woman flings her cigarette down

          Right there beneath the NO SMOKING sign

 

Another old man growls, “Son of a *****!”

          Because he’s pulled the cart with a wobbly wheel

Friday, May 6, 2022

Soft-Pop-Rock-Country Song from the 1960s - poem (of a 60-ish sort)

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Soft-Pop-Rock-Country Song from the 1960s

 

He wrote a song and swore he’d come back to her

And he did

He wrote a song and swore he’d marry her

And he did

Then he divorced her and married someone else

And he didn’t write a song about that

And then he divorced her

And then he died

And no one wrote a song

Thursday, May 5, 2022

Anti-Tarnish Silverware Container - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Anti-Tarnish Silverware Container

 

“Anti-Tarnish Silverware Container”

 

-a sticker inside the box

 

A cheap wooden box nailed together long ago

All scratched and patched with mismatched nails and screws

And lined inside with stained, decaying felt

With slots for long lost knives and forks and spoons

 

Part of someone’s treasure in the Depression time

A dollar or two a month on a layaway plan

At Montgomery Ward or Penney’s or Sears

The “good” silver for Thanksgiving and Christmas

 

The silverplate has been garage-saled and lost

But there was love, and somehow love remains

Wednesday, May 4, 2022

I Envision a World... - doggerel

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

I Envision a World...

 

I envision a world in which the death penalty

Is never again

Used against woman or man

Except for journalists who write “iconic”

          (For them old Socrates’ hemlock tonic)

And poets who write “cerulean”

          (And for them the serpents that stung St. Julian)

Tuesday, May 3, 2022

We Too Are Authors of All the Books We Have Read - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

We Too Are Authors of All the Books We Have Read

 

I still read books just as I did when young

With pen in hand (no longer pipe in mouth)

For underlinings, arrows, and marginal notes

Mapping out the adventures as I go along

 

And we give God thanks for

 

Writers and artists and craftsman with clever hands

Uncredited loggers and tanners of hides

Makers of glue and thread and blocking machines

And the white-capped printer with inky hands

 

Books have many authors, and the Author of All

Blesses them and us with their waves of words

Monday, May 2, 2022

Upon Reading WHO BY FIRE: LEONARD COHEN IN THE SINAI - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Upon Reading Who by Fire: Leonard Cohen in the Sinai

 

Cohen took his soul out into the desert

He may have left part of it there to burn

Upon the sands of war and the sands of time

A chord that echoes in an Egyptian wind

 

As with a corpse-like tank in hull defilade

Or an Uzi rusting among the rocks

The prayers of Yom Kippur in whispers sung

The desert waits for us to worship there

 

Cohen took his soul out into the desert

We should gird our loins and go look for it

Sunday, May 1, 2022

You've Reached Your Limit of Free Articles - rhyming doggerel

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

You’ve Reached Your Limit of Free Articles

 

Much of life now flows through little screens

News of the day about sad foreign wars

          And of course

Gossip about famous actors and great queens

And advertisements for electrical cars

 

If we are more than Darwinian particles

Whom bishops teach electronically

          Then maybe

“You’ve reached your limit of free articles”

Is a marker of one’s mortality

Your Trousers Might be Racist - weekly column, 1 May 2022

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

Your Trousers Might be Racist

 

Augustine Sedgewick has written a wanders-off-the-trail essay purportedly demonstrating that the khakis you wear for work are actually proof of your imperialism / racism / sexism / white supremacistism / oppressivism / whateverism. (The American Scholar: Ku Klux Khaki - <a href='https://theamericanscholar.org/author/augustine-sedgewick/'>Augustine Sedgewick</a>).

 

Professor Sedgewick saw a photograph of a group styling itself The Patriotic Front blocking traffic while wearing blue jackets, khaki trousers, and a festive selection of boots. Their attempt at appearing menacing succeeds only with themselves and the professor; to anyone else they are as comically pathetic as Sir Roderick Spode’s Fascist Black Shorts in several of the Jeeves and Wooster stories.

 

From this photograph Augustine Sedgewick has constructed a fantasy neo-post-colonial (and, like, stuff) thesis about khaki as the preferred costume of imperialists / racists / sexists / white supremacists / oppressivists / whateverists. His thesis does not see trousers as trousers, but wicked in themselves, just like swastikas and fasces.

 

As Jeeves might say to the excitable Bertie Wooster, “The continency is remote, sir.”

 

Khakis originated in the sub-continent as cotton cloth, comfortable in a hot climate and tightly woven to make it practical for physical work and as (gasp) military uniforms. Some sources suggest that khaki (an Urdi word) was commonly worn before colonial times and that this excellent cloth was adopted by the English (cultural appropriation). Professor S, however, maintains that the British invented the material and took it to India (cultural oppression).

 

The practicality and durability of khaki as workwear and military wear, along with its several neutral colors, led it to migrate to the office and to leisure activities. In our informal times a blazer (also of British origin) worn with khakis is acceptable almost anywhere in places that once expected, if not required, a coat and tie or even a dinner jacket.

 

As a fashion khaki comes and goes, but it remains immensely useful in hard, sweaty, knuckle-busting work. Blue jeans (denim originated in France) are sturdier but khaki is more flexible for crawling under cars, climbing into the cab of a big rig, building fence, milking cows, and nailing joists.

 

 

 

I interrupted scribbling this to go feed the cats and dogs, and as I walked through the den I saw on the Orwellian telescreen some young women dancing through a clothing advertisement. One of them, who happened to be black (and presumably still is), was wearing (gasp!) khakis. I suppose Augustine Sedgewick would stereotype her as a white male neo-Nazi for doing so.

 

As for the khaki-oppressed citizens of India, their army wears khakis (Khaki Indian Uniform - Bing images), as does Pakistan’s army (Khaki pakistani army Uniform - Bing images). They invented khakis and they will wear them with or without Professor Sedgewick’s approval.

 

Augustine Sedgewick earned his PhD at Harvard and is a professor at the City University of New York.  He is the author of numerous scholarly works and has won numerous scholarly awards. Presumably he does not wear khakis.

 

Khakis – they’re just britches and shirts, okay, Professor?

 

Augustine Sedgewick

The Origin of Khakis - Levi Strauss & Co : Levi Strauss & Co

A History of Khakis - Dockers Shoes

Roderick Spode - Wikipedia

 

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