Thursday, May 12, 2022

An After-Market Warranty for my Catholic Space Laser - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

An After-Market Warranty for my Catholic Space Laser

 

“...tremulous little people of dim intellect and hyperactive imagination...need that Wondrous Explanation that will quiet all their fears, thrill them with villains to revile, and never tax their feeble powers of intellection.”

 

-John D. MacDonald, Reading for Survival

 

The Great Texas Emu Bubble, crop circles

Power crystals, cryptocurrency

Jewish space lasers, messages from Q

Lizard people abducted by aliens

 

Enron, obey the science, the settled science

Chloroquine, tulips, herd immunity

Your Norton has expired, buy magic beans

Invoice #666 needs to be paid today

 

Your uncle in Nigeria is in lots of trouble

And don’t forget the South Sea Bubble

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