Saturday, May 28, 2022

Kenneth Branagh Attempts to Murder Agatha Christie - doggerel

 

Lawrence Hall

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Kenneth Branagh Attempts to Murder Agatha Christie

 

Mr. Branagh, we’re watching your reputation die

Garishly coloured in the worst CGI

 

In your first Poirot you made a formless mess -

It was the audience who died on the Orient Express

 

And then you continued without any style

And lost the plot on your sad cartoon Nile

 

Do whatever you want; have it your way

But we are sticking with David Suchet

 

For it is obvious to our great sorrow

That you are a flop as Hercule Poirot

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