President Trump Splits Two Infinitives and Botches a Number of Subject, Verb, and Adjective Constructs While Proposing the Arming of Teachers - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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President Trump Splits Two Infinitives and Botches a Number of Subject, Verb, and Adjective Constructs While Proposing the Arming of Teachers

 

“...it's time to finally allow highly trained teachers to safely and discreetly concealed carry, let them concealed carry.”

 

-Former President Donald J. Trump to the National Rifle Ass., 27 May 2022

 

All teachers trample the Constitution

All teachers promote contempt for the Flag

All teachers should be in an institution

All teachers are weird (and that one’s a f*g)

All teachers despise the military

All teachers should be slowly microwaved

All teachers hate meat; they’re vegetary

All teachers hate Jesus; they can’t be saved

All teachers are evil; the children are harmed:

 

And thus, they say, all teachers should be armed

 

Previously published as “Texas’ Proposed Concealed Carry Law” in Dispatches from the Colonial Office, 2018, available from amazon.com.