Thursday, May 26, 2022

Will No One Friend Me on MyFaceSpaceBookToc? - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Will No One Friend Me on MyFaceSpaceBookToc?

 

“Hitherto at least I have stood in the front ranks of all that is progressive in Europe,

and here the new generation positively ignores me.”

 

Pyotr Miusov in Part I, Book II, Chapter V of The Brothers Karamazov

 

Oh, let it go, Miusov; we are the old men

We used to laugh about when we were young

Though getting old was not part of my master plan

I seem to have grown old – and you did too

 

We attended secret meetings and scribbled free verse

Whispered “What is to be done?” to each other

Pitied the Proletariat over our wine and cigars

And scorned our elders – we thought ourselves clever

 

Yes, let it go, Miusov; we are the old men

Left here remembering what might have been

 

Wednesday, May 25, 2022

Guns 'N' Babies - Doggerel for our Third-World Country

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Guns ‘N’ Babies

 

Racks of guns and shelves of ammunition

But almost no formula for our babies’ nutrition

Tuesday, May 24, 2022

Rachel Weeping for her Children - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Rachel Weeping for her Children

 

This is spring

 

There should be inattention in class:

Summer plans for camping and for play

When each sunny day is a barefoot day

Splashing in the stock pond, annoying the cows

 

Instead of

 

Chain-link fencing, sagging gates, gunfire

Black rifles, screams, ambulances in lines

Yellow plastic tape, detailed narratives

Telephoto camera lenses, MePhones

 

And tiny little bodies plastic-wrapped

Carried one by one to refrigerated vaults

 

 

(Hey, stud, preach to them about your Second Amendment)

Monday, May 23, 2022

A Constitutional Argument for Disarming the Secret Service - a limerick

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

A Constitutional Argument for Disarming the Secret Service

 "A well regulated militia..."

They are a disordered militia

Whose ethics are silly and superficia

          From their mischief God preserve us

          Our drunken old Secret Service -

Go away, boys; we won’t miss ya

Sunday, May 22, 2022

A Theological Wristwatch - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

A Theological Wristwatch

 

At bedtime my watch suggests to me

That I should meditate with gratitude

For someone who is important in my life

Who gives a deeper meaning to each day

 

And so I stare at the lava-lamp effect

On the face of my watch, as if it were

An artifact from McGoohan’s The Village

Wanting information, not meditation

 

And I am grateful; it’s just that the watch

Suggests only For What, and not To Whom

The World Wide Wordle Word - weekly column, 5.22.2022

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

The World Wide Wordle-Word

 

WORDLE has become as essential to the morning ritual as a washup and a cup of coffee.  Thought up by Welsh software engineer Josh Wordle in 2001, in 2002 he sold the game to the New York Times for lots and lots of money.

 

WORDLE is entertaining, thoughtful, and usually brief, although you can leave it at any time and come back to it throughout the day. Many people enjoy word games, and crosswords, scrambles, word searches, and other entertaining mind exercises have long been a popular feature in newspapers and magazines.  Although WORDLE is played on an Orwellian telescreen via a desk computer or a MePhone and so is technically a video game, it continues the intellectual tradition of other word games.

 

Playing WORDLE is so simple that even a liberal arts major can learn it in a few minutes. The screen presents six rows of five blank spaces. The player’s challenge is to discover, without any initial clue, the five-letter word assigned for the game of the day. There is only one WORDLE word around the world, making each day’s word the World Wide Word.

 

Thus, on the first line the player types in any common five-letter word and then the little boxes change colors to indicate that any given letter is (1) part of the answer and in the right place, (2) part of the answer and not in the right place, or (2) not part of the answer.

 

The results of the first word, which is a guess, provide useful information for the second word, which provides more useful information for subsequent words. The game begins with a guess and then become really thinky. 

 

The official WORDLE offers only one game each day, although there are many unofficial imitators if you want another match with another word.

 

Friends often agree upon a beginning word for the next day’s WORDLE in order to generate a friendly competition. The first competitor to find the word of the day wins the match. For me, I choose to make my own rule for winning – the higher number is the winning number. In using this rule I win lots of games.

 

-30-

Saturday, May 21, 2022

Where the Fairies Hide - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Where the Fairies Hide

 

In the dreary weary heat I crawled

Burrowing deep within a thickety bush

To saw and cut and clip away the growth

That had long formed a formless cloud of green

 

There might be little elves or fairies, I hoped

Long hidden away among broken bits of pots

In a childhood world of secrets and dreams

Among dappled shadows dizzying me

 

I thought I heard soft giggles and soft feet

But maybe it was only the dreary weary heat

Friday, May 20, 2022

I Never Met a Harvard Graduate in Viet-Nam - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

I Never Met a Harvard Graduate in Viet-Nam

 

“Now, soldiers, march away...”

 

-Henry V IV.iii.140

 

I wasn’t the first to notice that salient fact

For except in matters of feed, seed, and soil

Farm boys weren’t aware of critical thinking -

We trusted our government to get things right

 

And still...

 

The children of oligarchs play in law school

Or sun themselves while on perpetual holiday

While the much-deceived children of the poor

In their patriotic obedience die

 

And still...

 

Now, soldiers, march away

Your betters are at play

On Daddy’s yacht today

Thursday, May 19, 2022

Blessed by a Former Student - poem

 

Blessed by a Former Student

 

Adveni fui in terra aliena

 

-Exodus 2:22

 

A smiling young man I didn’t know

Hugged me with enthusiasm, almost in tears

And told me with joy how I had inspired him

When I was his teacher some years ago

 

I was some moments realizing that

He was Amanda. I hope she is happy

For she was a joyful child, tho’ I confess

That I can sort out neither the pronouns

 

Nor the century – I am a stranger here

But the folks are friendly, and the coffee’s good

Wednesday, May 18, 2022

A Finely Crafted Swiss Frog - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

A Finely Crafted Swiss Frog

 

Its crystal is the windowpane

Through which its tiny heart is seen

And its splayed and spatulate toes

Grasping securely the eternal

Tuesday, May 17, 2022

Untied Healthcare - from their cold, dead lips...

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Untied Healthcare

 

Your feedback is important to us important

information Notices and Disclosures

Provider Data Information [Opens

in a new window] Legal Entities

[Opens in a new window] Share My Health

Data [Opens in a new window] Help

& Contact Us SYSTEM ERROR Share Feedback

LOGOUT [Opens in a new window] Medicare

Complaint Form [Opens in a new window]

SYSTEM ERROR Share Feedback LOGOUT Help

SIGN IN I am not sure I understand /

am able to conceptualize the issue

I would recommend contacting Did you know,

if you have any other questions Would

you be interested in taking a brief survey

clicking the Message Us button on the Help

& Contact Us SYSTEM FAILURE Your call

is important to us...

 

(Can anyone who spells “Health care” as “healthcare”

Be trusted with anything?)

Monday, May 16, 2022

Corporate-Speak Inquisitors Meet with the Faithful - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Corporate-Speak Inquisitors Meet with the Faithful

 

They do not wear dark robes or sinister hoods

Nor even Roman collars with their Izod shirts

In fetching pastel shades of harmlessness

They rule with legal pads and plastic pens

 

They question us about our parish and priest

And rattle the matter of closing the church

Though it’s difficult to take seriously pasty old men

Who seem to be a bench of Miss Marples

 

They do not wear dark robes or sinister hoods

But menace us with evasive can’ts and coulds

Sunday, May 15, 2022

Yes, There was a Manifesto - weekly column, 5.15.2022

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

mhall46184@aol.com

 

Yes, There was a Manifesto

 

In the midst of a world of light and love, of song and feast and dance, he could find nothing to think of more interesting than his own prestige.

 

-C. S. Lewis, A Preface to Paradise Lost

 

This scribble began as a consideration of the sad sack of s(lop) – hardly a man – who murdered mostly elderly shoppers and a stand-up retired police officer.

 

Aaron Salter, Jr., 55 and recently retired after thirty years with the Buffalo, New York police, surely understood that with only a pistol he would not probably survive his defense of his fellow Americans against an orc wearing body armor and armed with a .556 semi-automatic rifle.

 

There are still heroes among us, and Officer Salter was one of them.

 

In the event, last weekend featured numerous other murders and woundings of ordinary Americans by other Americans in church, at sports events, and at community festivities. No other nation needs to bother attacking us; we’re destroying ourselves.

 

The speculations we all still have about the sad sack of s(lop) murdering old people in a supermarket extend now to all the sad sacks of s(sop) who, in a world of possibilities, found nothing more to do with their weekend than compensate for their inadequacies by shooting unarmed people.

 

Let us anchor the discussion in the first orc:

 

Grandpa’s old single-shot for rabbit hunting and secured with a trigger lock with the key kept by Dad when not in use – we get that; it’s a piece of Americana.  But a semi-automatic rifle in a combat calibre and a G. I. Joe dress-up play-soldier suit – that’s pathological.

 

About the wannabe soldier thing - did he make the first day of recruit training? Or did he just know about video games?

 

Did he ever consider joining the volunteer fire department or some other worthy cause?

 

Did he play football, join the band, belong to the FFA, take a shop class, join the Scouts, help with the little kids at Sunday School, or belong to a club?

 

Did he ever have a job – sack boy, fast-food, mechanic’s helper, anything? Who paid for the three weapons he is reported to have been carrying? And the body armor? That’s not cheap.

 

Did he ever mow the yard?

 

Could he cook a simple meal?

 

Did he ever help wash dishes, vacuum the floors, wash the windows, or do the laundry?

 

Did he ever change the oil and hit the lube points in a tractor, pickup truck, or car?

 

Did he ever help build fence? Did he even know what a carpenter’s hammer is for?

 

Did he ever wrestle a rotor-tiller around the garden?

 

Did he ever have to take care of little brothers and sisters?

 

Did he ever question the illogical, immoral, and unscientific race theories fed to him?

 

If you were to ask him about his favorite book, would the response be a blank stare or even a sneer of disapproval?

 

Did he have a purpose, a life-plan, a cause beyond whatever nonsense was programmed into his little brain from the InterGossip?

 

In the end, it’s not that we ask such questions about him; we ask them about ourselves and about how we raise our children and grandchildren.

 

Peace.

 

-30-

A Few Kind Thoughts for Roman Soldiers - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

A Few Kind Thoughts for Roman Soldiers

 

If you have stood your watch throughout the night

To guard a clothesline of national importance

Dug foxholes only to fill them up again

And then patrolled through long days in the heat

 

If you have enjoyed Cinderella Liberty

And talking about poetry and girls

With a few mates down at the coffee shop

Because that’s all your poor pay can afford

 

You will then understand the conscript guards

Posted to keep order on Calvary

Saturday, May 14, 2022

A Pasty Boy in Knee-Pantsies Lectures on the Supremacy of Gun Ownership Over Access to Baby Formula - doggerel

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

A Pasty Boy in Knee-Pantsies

Lectures on the Supremacy of Gun Ownership

Over Access to Baby Formula

 

You say our baby’s starving?

Don’t bother me with that

As long as I got me my gun

To rat-a-tat-tat!

Friday, May 13, 2022

Leaving the Party Early for Some Fresh Air and a Smoke - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Leaving the Party Early for Some Fresh Air and a Smoke

 

Our host was oozy one moment, threatening the next

The drinks were watery, the hors d’oeuvres nothing more

Than pigs in blankets of cruelties and cliches

Among guests likely to call them horse doovers

 

Through the bottom of my glass I could see

Only a few weak industrial fizzings

Recirculating from Tammany Hall until now

Pasting new labels over unoriginal sins

 

Unoriginal sins to file and shelve -

I left the Party in 2012

Thursday, May 12, 2022

An After-Market Warranty for my Catholic Space Laser - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

An After-Market Warranty for my Catholic Space Laser

 

“...tremulous little people of dim intellect and hyperactive imagination...need that Wondrous Explanation that will quiet all their fears, thrill them with villains to revile, and never tax their feeble powers of intellection.”

 

-John D. MacDonald, Reading for Survival

 

The Great Texas Emu Bubble, crop circles

Power crystals, cryptocurrency

Jewish space lasers, messages from Q

Lizard people abducted by aliens

 

Enron, obey the science, the settled science

Chloroquine, tulips, herd immunity

Your Norton has expired, buy magic beans

Invoice #666 needs to be paid today

 

Your uncle in Nigeria is in lots of trouble

And don’t forget the South Sea Bubble

Wednesday, May 11, 2022

The March of the Triumphalist Electrons - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

The March of the Triumphalist Electrons

 

“Forward, Electronics, your victory’s achieved!

   In all communications, progress is our creed!”

 

-Communist youth song in

Solzhenitsyn’s “For the Good of the Cause”

 

In all obedience learn to code, to code

For in obeying orders you think for yourself

And rebel by chanting and clenching your fist

As an individual just like everyone else

 

Now burn your poems, your notebooks, and your pens

And slaughter your thoughts wherever they hide

We will send you your soul through a little screen

Unisize, unisex, one soul fits all

 

And then, like Moloch and Herod, turn your wild eyes

Your burning eyes

Upon your children

Tuesday, May 10, 2022

Monday, May 9, 2022

Is "Poetess" Acceptable? - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

 

Is “Poetess” Acceptable?

 

But of course

Just take it

And wake it

Remake it

 

Empower it

And it’s yours