Friday, February 3, 2023

That Chinese Spy Balloon - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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Poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

Logosophiamag.com

Hellopoetry.com

Fellowshipandfairydust.com

 

That Chinese Spy Balloon

 

“Number Six is dead. Rover got him.”

 

-Patrick McGoohan’s The Prisoner

 

A spy balloon lurks over Montana

And nobody seems to know what to do

Against the intruder Top Guns launch themselves

But only circle around it piteously

 

They slink away, intimidated by a balloon

That takes its pictures and samples with insolence

Unmenaced by our Merovingian regime

Generals bemedaled like Russian doormen

 

Our leaders stumble over each other’s gaffes

While in Shanghai the Politburo laughs

MUSICAL TABLES, Billy Collins - a brief review

 Lawrence Hall

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Musical Tables, Billy Collins: A White-Space Ripoff

If you purchase this volume as a notebook with a few piquant aphorisms already scribbled here and there on its pages you will have some value for your $26 (now under $20 via Amazon).  If you buy it as a volume of poetry you will delight in many of those brief witticisms but as a whole might be disappointed that Mr. Collins and Random House have your money and you have lots of wasted wood pulp.


Thursday, February 2, 2023

El Camino Real de los Tejas - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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Fellowshipandfairydust.com

 

El Camino Real de los Tejas

 

A WPA highway crumbling in the sun

Oriented west where dreams disappear

Among the beer cans and the cinder blocks:

El Camino Real de los Tejas

 

Sharing a joint, throwing rocks at snakes

Where the Santa Fe tracks used to run

Now there’s not even a bus out of town:

El Camino Real de los Tejas

 

They don’t even know that they’re the sons of kings:

In exile along El Camino Real

Appropriating Babushkas from the Orthodox - poem

 


Lawrence Hall

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Logosophiamag.com

Hellopoetry.com

Fellowshipandfairydust.com

 

Appropriating Babushkas from the Orthodox

 

(upon the first Sunday home from the hospital)

 

A babushka badly in need of a hearing aid

Asked me if I would sub for the missing lector

I apologetically said I really didn’t feel up to it

And would she please ask somebody else.

 

I tracked her progress back to the narthex by sound:

 

“HE SAYS HE DON’T WANNA HE’S SICK!”  “HE SAYS HE DON’T WANNA HE’S SICK!” “HE SAYS HE DON’T WANNA HE’S SICK!” “HE SAYS HE DON’T WANNA HE’S SICK!” “HE SAYS HE DON’T WANNA HE’S SICK!”  “HE SAYS HE DON’T WANNA HE’S SICK!” “HE SAYS HE DON’T WANNA HE’S SICK!” “HE SAYS HE DON’T WANNA HE’S SICK!”

 

But it’s all good; God gives us babushkas

To show us that the Faith, like the babushkas

 

Will never go away

Monday, January 30, 2023

The Senate Protects Us from Evil - doggerel

 

Lawrence Hall

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Hellopoetry.com

Fellowshipandfairydust.com

 

The Senate Protects Us from Evil

 

Russian ships creep up upon our coasts

Armed with tsircon missiles to make us ghosts

 

Police gangs “serve and protect” with beatings and scars

Anonymous in hoodies and unmarked cars

 

Each self-appointed Grand Inquisitor looks

Through school and public libraries for dirty books

 

The poor can’t afford to buy meat, bread, and eggs

And so

Congress investigates Taylor Swift’s…tickets

Sunday, January 29, 2023

The Road Not Taken (Or Was It?) - weekly column 1.29.2023

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

The Road Not Taken – Or Was It?

 

 

In Memoriam (Easter, 1915)

 

The flowers left thick at nightfall in the wood

This Eastertide call into mind the men,

Now far from home, who, with their sweethearts, should

Have gathered them and will do never again.

 

-Edward Thomas

 

Those of us of a certain age (cough) remember the dim, blue-ish television images of Robert Frost reciting from memory his short poem “The Gift Outright” at the inauguration of President Kennedy. Because of the wind and the glaring winter sunlight Frost could not read the poem he had written for the occasion and so made a quick save with an older one he knew by heart.

 

“The Gift Outright” would now be condemned as imperialist, colonialist, and all the other usual “ist” suspects if anyone read poetry at all, so it’s safe enough. Indeed, in an arc from Mexico City to Ottawa via Washington the idea of any North American carrying a book is now as unthinkable as Odysseus carrying the Winnowing Oar as directed by Tiresius.

 

But it was not always so. For most of history literature was poetry; prose was for recording facts and shopping lists. When you read through what is dismissed as Victorian parlour poetry you can see that although the sentiments are often mawkish the technical skills of ordinary people in their letters and notebooks are also very highly developed.

 

The First World War created such a crisis of culture and a failure of hope that although well-written work continued for a generation as a sort of existential  brenschluss, poetry after Frost is often little more than self-pitying, self-referential free verse that connects only with whether or not the writer’s feelings have been hurt today or if he (the pronoun is gender-neutral) has had a satisfactory bowel movement lately.

 

In 1912-1915 Robert Frost’s metaphorical road took him to England where he hoped to develop a career as a poet. He became great friends with the successful travel writer, Edward Thomas, who encouraged him and made some useful introductions that indeed began making Frost famous.

 

Frost admired Thomas’ descriptive travel essays and encouraged him to render some of his work as verse.

 

In 1915 Frost returned to America and Thomas remained in England undecided as to whether to follow Frost and continue his career in the U.S.A. or, at 36, to join the British Army.  When Frost published “The Road Not Taken,” Thomas, thinking the poem a criticism of his well-known indecision in most matters, enlisted, and was killed in action in 1917.

 

Indeed, the poem may have been nothing more than a little joke based on the fact that Frost and Thomas, who loved hiking, often really did argue about what trail or road they should take.

 

As for “The Road Not Taken,” it is very much alive and the subject of badly-written undergraduate essays beginning with the ever-useless, “In my opinion…”

 

An acquaintance reminds me that even a very young reader understands “The Road Not Taken” on levels, but that an older reader, looking back upon the decisions he has made in life, truly feels it.

 

Most of the poems of Frost are as fresh and relevant now as they were in the last century, and worth a re-read without the unholy inquisition of some tiresome English teacher asking you what a line means when it’s darned obvious what the line means.

 

Just don’t read in public; people will stare at you.

 

-30-

 

Saturday, January 28, 2023

Corporal Karamazov Flies Home from the War - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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Hellopoetry.com

Fellowshipandfairydust.com

 

Corporal Karamazov Flies Home from the War

 

“Which war?”

 

Your war – there’s always a war.”

 

Every young reader sees Alyosha in himself

A sensitive mystic, misunderstood by most

Questing for an answer to a question unasked

Politely shown the door by Father Zosima

 

As Old Karamazov? Impossible

53 is an age of antiquity

As Dimitri, Ivan, and Smerdyakov?

They are unable to sort out themselves

 

Lost in thought in a contract airline seat:

 

A 22-year-old just two days off the line

A patriarchal colonialist ideologue

Friday, January 27, 2023

Memphian Lamentation

 Lawrence Hall

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Memphian Lamentation

 

Let us not point to the blood in the street

As if the murder were somebody else’s fault

As if the narrative belonged on a screen

As if we can be healed with a channel change

 

Let us instead look within our fatal selves

With every resentment validating the Fall of Man

With every snub murdering Abel again

With every lie sentencing Christ to death

 

Let us not point to the blood in the street:

We are all Pontius Pilate, washing our hands

A Student Does Not Repose in a Passive State of Being - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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Fellowshipandfairydust.com

 

A Student Does Not Repose in a Passive State of Being

 

A student is not in a passive state of being

But is rather a soul-probing projectile

Penetrating the wisdom of centuries

And coming out on the other side

 

Still curious, but a meteor now

Thursday, January 26, 2023

Time is a Falling Leaf (Battery not Included) - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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Logosophiamag.com

Hellopoetry.com

Fellowshipandfairydust.com

 

Time is a Falling Leaf (Battery not Included)

 

A child and a puppy playing on the lawn

Tumbling through soft grass in the bliss of June

We joy in their celebration of life

Everything is new

                                      Except that it isn’t

 

An old man and a dog dozing in a chair

Dreaming of their youth in the bliss of June

We joy in their celebration of life

Everything is old

                                      Except that it isn’t

 

Time is a falling leaf

                                      Except that it isn’t

Tuesday, January 24, 2023

Waiting in a Medical Office Parking Lot on a Stormy Day - short poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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Hellopoetry.com

Fellowshipandfairydust.com

 

Waiting in a Medical Office Parking Lot on a Stormy Day

 

Green street signs vibrate in the shifting winds

Oh, gosh, lady, hang on to that little child!

“If this van is rockin’ don’t come a-knockin’”

Okay, but a shiny new Subaru?

Monday, January 23, 2023

Happy Nonsense Rhymes for V.B.


Lawrence Hall

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Fellowshipandfairydust.com

 

Happy Nonsense Rhymes for V.B.

 

From an exchange of rhymes on Hellopoetry.com

 

A tuppence for your hopes and dreams

A florin for flowers for your hair

A sixpence for some seven sunbeams

A half-crown for a comfy fireside chair


Irresponsible Men with Firearms - weekly column 1.22.2023

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

And for What?

 

In the midst of a world of light and love, of song and feast and dance, he [Satan] could find nothing more interesting to think of than his own prestige.

 

-C. S. Lewis, A Preface to Paradise Lost, p. 96

 

Many cultures follow the lunar calendar rather than the solar, which is interesting and enlightening. In Viet-Nam the lunar new year is called Tet Nguyen Dan, which means the first day of the new year. Tet is not only the new lunar year for Vietnamese, it is also the first day of spring and everyone’s birthday (Tet Holiday: The Age-Old Tradition Explained | Vietcetera). Good fun for everyone as another strengthening strand in our national tapestry.

 

Not all who observe the lunar year do so in exactly the same way, but it is always an occasion for merriment and gratitude.

 

Unfortunately, there are those who resent parties and feasts and dances and cookouts and families and friends simply sitting outside on a summer night talking or playing dominos while the rug-rats chase lightnin’ bugs across the lawn. Each happy custom or tradition, a “ceremony of innocence,” as Yeats would say, arouses in some unhappy souls resentment instead of joy.

 

Last weekend a man unhappy with his life chose to take a pistol and destroy the lives and hopes of innocent people who were dancing the old year out and the new year in. To paraphrase Lewis, on an evening of light, love, song, feast, and dance which he could have joined this man focused only on his own self-pity.

 

We can’t really know what was in his mind, but we know the man got angry – okay, let’s make that down-home plain – a man got mad. He left home with a gun to take his mad out on people. We need to learn the lesson - that can never end well for anyone. He killed and hurt innocent folks just because he was mad at…  Mad at what? And then he ended his own life slumped over the steering wheel of a van in a parking lot.

 

That’s no way to live.

 

That’s no way to die.

 

-30-

Friday, January 20, 2023

A Field Guide to Fields - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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Logosophiamag.com

Hellopoetry.com

Fellowshipandfairydust.com

 

A Field Guide to Fields

 

Watermelons, sunflowers, field corn, sweet corn

Sweet potatoes, green peas, butterbeans, squash

Cabbages, purplehulls, lettuces in rows

And across the fence, red clover in glorious clouds

 

But the most glorious field is in midsummer hay

Green-dancing beneath the benevolent sun

Crosstracked by beagles, terrapins, foxes, and rabbits

And little boys off to the fishing hole

 

Those little paths across farm fields, you know

Lead to happy memories of the long-ago

Thursday, January 19, 2023

An Amazon Driver with Skull Earrings - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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Hellopoetry.com

Fellowshipandfairydust.com

 

An Amazon Driver with Skull Earrings

 

No, of course he’s not an Amazon; he’s a man

Navigating a big ol’ delivery truck through life

Ferrying to addresses this side of the Styx

Brown pasteboard boxes and white plastic envelopes

 

I wanted to ask him about his goal in life

But he was in a hurry to turn around

And continue his rowing, so I thanked him

And he thanked me, and I don’t know his dream

 

A man with skull earrings and muscled arms -

I hope he’s steering toward a happier shore

Sunday, January 15, 2023

When the Farmer's Daughter was Late for School - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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Poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

Logosophiamag.com

Hellopoetry.com

Fellowshipandfairydust.com

 

When the Farmer’s Daughter was Late for School

 

She was a petite and delicate child

And studious, her work among the best

Beloved of her classmates for her demeanor mild

And all of us who knew her felt ourselves blessed

 

One day she was late, which had never happened before

There was ‘flu going ‘round – had she caught a chill?

Breathlessly she appeared at the classroom door

I was worried, and asked if she were ill

 

She smiled most sweetly, and shook her curly head:

“We been busy castratin’ hawgs,” she said

Saturday, January 14, 2023

The Axis of Petulance

 

Lawrence Hall

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Fellowshipandfairydust.com

 

The Axis of Petulance

 

The North Pole and the South Pole refused to speak –

They accused each other of being polarizing

Friday, January 13, 2023

A Village for Our Exile - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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Logosophiamag.com

Hellopoetry.com

Fellowshipandfairydust.com

 

A Village for Our Exile

 

Far is that City of God for which we hope

Here the cities of man in which we live

Glorious, but still only refugee camps:

Constantinople, Athens, London, Rome

 

Give us for our exile a village instead

A pub, a library, a shop, a little school

Cows and sheep grazing on the grass of the commons

A hay wain lumbering through the summer stream

 

Draught horses drinking from the little rill

In the ford below the slow-clacking mill

 

(Cf. John Constable, “The Hay Wain”)


Wednesday, January 11, 2023

Subverting Poetic Convention - poem (maybe subversive...)

 

Lawrence Hall

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Hellopoetry.com

Fellowshipandfairydust.com

 

Subverting Poetic Convention

 

Given that the convention

Is to subvert convention

Then to subvert convention

Is to follow convention

 

Or we could craft poetry

With honesty and wit

And as for convention

Give not a thought to it

Tuesday, January 10, 2023

Sinners in the Hands of an Angry Moderated Commentator - doggerel

 

Lawrence Hall

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Hellopoetry.com

Fellowshipandfairydust.com

 

Sinners in the Hands of an Angry Moderated Commentator

 

How comforting to know that at the end of this plod

Despite each fault and flaw and fall and fail

We will be judged by our loving God

And not by the readers of the Daily Mail

 

(Cf. “Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God,” Jonathan Edwards)