Mack Hall, HSG
mhall46184@aol.com
Air Canada
To the tune of “O Canada!”
Air Canada!
Your planes do not have cans!
Bladder control in all thy sons command.
With stressed-out sphincters we fly on thee,
True Northern continence, ooooh-eeeee!
From business class
Air Canada, we squirm in pain for thee
God keep our cans open and free!
Air Canada we squirm in pain for thee.
Air Canada we squirm in pain for thee!
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The former address, "reactionary drivel," was a P. G. Wodehouse gag that few ever understood to be a mildly self-deprecating joke. Drivel, perhaps, but not reactionary. Neither the Red Caps nor the Reds ever got it.
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Dispatches from the Colonial Office
Lawrence's latest book, Dispatches from the Colonial Office, about teaching in a community college, is available, along with Coffee and a Dead Alligator to Go, Don't Forget Your Shoes and Grapes, Lady with a Dead Turtle, Paleo-Hippies at Work and Play, and The Road to Magdalena, from Amazon.com both as a Kindle and as bits of dead tree.
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- Animal Sanctuary
- Cricket Choir Practice
- The Theory and Practice of Summer
- War Correspondent
- Saint Anthony of Padua
- See Quebec by Helicopter
- When Taliban Need a Feel-Good Moment
- An Unkind Review of W. H. Auden's FOR THE TIME BEI...
- An Abandoned Classroom
- One Happy Raindrop
- At the Convenience Store
- Socially Engaged Poetry
- Titanic was Sunk by a Bilderberg
- Air Canada
- A Summer Cold
- Anna Apples
- Doctor Lazenby and His Errant DeSoto
- This is the Army, Princess Jones
- Outlaw Operatics
- How to Write a Book or Movie Review
- Why Did the Chicken Cross the Las Vegas Strip?
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About This Not-Really Reactionary
- Lawrence Hall, HSG
- Y'r 'umble scrivener knows how to milk cows (altho' he long ago swore to own no livestock larger than dachshunds), build fences, clear brush, and cut firewood. After 18 months in Viet-Nam and Cambodia he worked his way through university as an ambulance driver, nurses' aide, and then LVN. BA in History, University of San Diego, 1976; MEd, Stephen F. Austin State University, 1984; MA in English, Stephen F. Austin State University, 2002. He also taught school, but that makes him a class (no pun) enemy just now. He has been rejected by some of the finest publishing houses in America.
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