Mack Hall, HSG
mhall46184@aol.com
Air Canada
To the tune of “O Canada!”
Air Canada!
Your planes do not have cans!
Bladder control in all thy sons command.
With stressed-out sphincters we fly on thee,
True Northern continence, ooooh-eeeee!
From business class
Air Canada, we squirm in pain for thee
God keep our cans open and free!
Air Canada we squirm in pain for thee.
Air Canada we squirm in pain for thee!
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Sunday, June 8, 2014
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