Mack Hall, HSG
Ten Things You
Never Hear in December
- “Some of our Christmas gifts were made in the USA.”
- “Every time It’s a Wonderful Life is broadcast, an angel rips its wings off.”
- “Our radio station has pledged not to accept the use of fragments of hymns in advertising because chopping up religious songs fails to respect both faith and art.”
- “It’s beginning to look a lot like Advent.”
- “I love Hallmark Hanukkah movies.”
- “Sometimes ya just want to kick Tiny Tim’s little crutch out from under him.”
- “I can sing ‘Ding-Dong, Merrily on High’ and keep a straight face.”
- “A reindeer got run over by Grandma. The game warden was curious about a reindeer in East Texas.”
- “We need to put the ‘X’ back into ‘Xmas!’”
- “How tiresome of unoriginal newspaper writers and television programs in always coming up with different stuff about ‘the real meaning of Christmas.’ The real meaning of Christmas was made clear 2,000 years ago.”-10-
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