Thursday, November 16, 2017

The Super-Golly-Gee-Whiz Dog Food as Advertised on the Radio - poem

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com

The Super-Golly-Gee-Whiz Dog Food as Advertised on the Radio

O Alpha and Omega 3 Fish Oil
Now leach into Pup’s liver with great lust
Bring Old Blue’s lycopene to a steamy boil
Resurrect my beagle, O, yes, you must!

O fatty magnesiumed manganese
Seep into Fluffy’s geriatric joints
Pureed from a genuine Portuguese
(Lusitanian flesh never disappoints)

Heart arrhythmia, rashes, and lumbag-eeh-oh -
Trust your pet’s health to an ad on the radio!

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