Wednesday, November 29, 2017

Ye Olde All-Natural Organic Cleverly-Named Rustic Soap Purveyors, Ltd. - poem

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com

Ye Olde All-Natural Organic Cleverly-Named Rustic Soap Purveyors, Ltd.

Our licensed soap-istas take dried wasp-poop
And whatever stuff the hay-baler missed
And through our hand-made, slow-cold processes
Crank out our pure, adjective-cluttered soaps

Sustainable, certified, organic
we harvest trashy ditch water legally
And extra-virgin jimpson weeds (so extra-
virgin they’ve never been out on a date)

We’re your natural neighbors; your major
credit card welcome
                                  (but, psssst, it’s just soap)

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