Friday, December 15, 2017

"Dear Valued Customer" - poem

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com

“Dear Valued Customer”

Dear Valued Customer:

Old Hearth & Home Mutual Bank & Trust
Is changing its name to Cosmos Banking
And now to Financial Solutions Inc
And tomorrow to New Heritage Bank

Same familiar faces, same great service
A broader range of personalized products
Because, neighbor, you’re still our good neighbor
(We’ll need two kinds of identification)

But that’s enough bank sign-changing for now -
We’re all out of two-sided Velcro® tape

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