Friday, September 3, 2021

The© Happy™ Home© Akku-Rite™ OTC Covid-1 Test© - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

The© Happy™ Home© Akku-Rite™ OTC Covid-1 Test©

 

The picture on the box features a couple

Cuddling cutely in domestic bliss

As they poke the swabs way up each other’s nose

(Oh, don’t be scandalized; they’re married, of course!)

 

These and other fine products are distributed by

Consolidated HelthKare Medical, Inc.

Makers of the Kut-Kut© Home Vasectomy Kit

And

Ol’ Doc Zeke’s™ Happy Mule© Diarrhea Remedy

 

Ol’ Doc Zeke’s™ Happy Mule© Diarrhea Remedy™

Is not approved for use in humans (wink, wink)

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