Butch and Sundance: The Latest Remake - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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Butch and Sundance: The Latest Remake

 

Union Pacific: Train Robberies Up 356%...

-News Item

 

Narrator, old cowboy geezer sitting on the porch and smoking his pipe:

 

Well, now, Butch and Sundance (I’ll tell you no lies)

Stop the U.P. right in its trackages

And glaring at the passengers one of ‘em cries:

“All y’all hand over yer Amazon packages!”

 

Union Pacific: Train Robberies Up 356% Due To LA County DA George Gascón's No-Cash Bail Policy – KCAL9 and CBS2 News, Sports, and Weather (cbslocal.com)