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The Great Canadian Dairy / Diary Dispute of 2022
"Canada
must now do the right thing and come into full compliance with its obligations
on diary [sic].”
How many nights have
Americans lost sleep
Through fear and
righteous anger that in the darkness
An illegal liter of
perfidious Canadian milk
Might sneak across
the 49th Parallel
The lights burn late
in the Pentagon tonight
While border guards watch
the wicked north
Lest a stick of malicious
Canadian butter
Attempt to overthrow
our Constitution
We watch all our
borders constantly now
Against Canadians
hiding in a Trojan cow
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