Sunday, April 3, 2022

Who Invaded Us? weekly column, 3 April 2022

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

Who Invaded Us?

 

A few disconnected thoughts

 

Sunflowers are one of my favorite plants and they are easy to grow. If you buy a package of natural seeds – not hybrids – they will reseed themselves and you can have two crops of them in a season.

 

I save the heads for storing in paper bags – plastic destroys them – in that famous Cool Dry Place (refrigerator) for sharing out with the birds and squirrels during the winter.

 

Sunflowers are heliotropic, which means that they follow the sun. Biologists employ long, polysyllabic words like “circadian” and “evolutionary development” to explain why they do, but I still maintain that sunflowers follow the sun because they want to. So there.

 

A fun fact, as Young Sheldon would say: sunflowers originate in the Americas, and they were and are important to the First Nations as a source of food, for the oil in them, and for medicine.

 

The Russians acquired sunflower seeds in trade, and developed them as a commercial enterprise because of their nutritional value. The Americans picked up on that and so sunflowers have become a big part of our agriculture. Kansas is The Sunflower State and the sunflower is a symbol of Ukraine.

 

If you till around in the InterGossip you can find methods for processing sunflower seeds and using them for cheap, healthy snacks. Those packets of sunflower seeds in the store are awfully expensive.

 

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In my little garden I have a child’s wading pool which not only refreshes the bees but also serves as a nursery for frogs. In season you can see the thousands of little frog eggs, each swaddled in its little bubble. They progress from eggs to tadpoles and finally to frogs. Only a few make it to adulthood, which is in the nature of the species.

 

A fun fact – the Old English / Anglo-Saxon word for tadpoles is “polwygles,” which survives as “pollywogs.”

 

Bees can’t launch from water; they need a sturdier surface and a leafy branch, changed every few days, is perfect.

 

Remember that small children can drown in only a few inches of water, as can small pets, so be very careful.

 

 

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One of the many features of the Apple watch (made in Communist China) is the flashlight. Really! If you skid the face up twice a number of little symbols appear, including that of a flashlight. It’s not much of a light, but if you’re in a (euphemism) when the power fails it’s enough of a light for finding the roll of paper and then for finding the sink for handwashing and then finding your way out. Further, because the light is already strapped to your wrist it’s not going to fall into The Sacred Bowl of Our People.

 

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A news service functionary in a rush to meet a deadline could be forgiven for mixing up a picture of Ukrainian street dead with a picture of American street dead.

 

We understand that the tyrant and never-got-over-it KGB clerk Putin has conscripted thousands of poorly trained Russian kids to invade neighboring Ukraine. And more than that, he has hired foreign mercenaries to murder Russian kids if they fail to murder Ukrainians.

 

We don’t understand the why but we understand that this is so.

 

But as for the American dead in our streets and schools and parks and businesses, day after day, what is that about? Who invaded us?

 

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