Friday, July 15, 2022

The Secret Service Says: Our Computers Ate Our Homework - doggerel

 

 

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The Secret Service Says: Our Computers Ate Our Homework

 

Grown women in Colombia, little girls back home

Beating up a woman in a Jerusalem bar

Drunk and disorderly wherever they roam

(Say, Mr. Pence, just step into our car…)

 

A funny thing, those messages gone missing

And wanting to take the VP - for a ride?

Maybe it was Dear Leader’s *** they were kissing

So what has our SS got to hide?

 

So, yes, we’re all a little bit nervous

About the weirdos and drunks in our Secret Service

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