Lawrence Hall, HSG
What This Country
Needs is a Better Class of Criminals
I was frustrated that the lawn mower wouldn’t start
And checked the battery - that wasn’t there
A dull thief in darkness practicing his art
Had spirited it away – that wasn’t fair!
But the poor stupid burglar had no profit that night
He stumbled on the porch and dropped his loot
Cracking the battery, so he fled in fright:
It’s just too bad he didn’t fall on his snoot
(Sigh)
Aspiring young criminals, roll up your sleeves -
What this country needs are intelligent thieves
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