Monday, August 12, 2024

Camouflage Caps for Good Comrades - inferior doggerel

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

 Camouflage Caps for Good Comrades

 

The Presidency Really is For Sale

 

No bibles with the words of Roosevelt in red

Cleveland was above merchandising (perhaps)

There was never a Kennedy bobblehead

Lincoln never peddled tatty baseball caps

 

But now:

 

A Trumpy sippy-cup sounds about right

Let’s pray with autographed J.D. rosaries

Uncle Fester as G. I. Joe ready to fight

And personalized Kamala wind-up teethies

 

A rueful conclusion:

 

Few remember when our Presidency

Was a public trust of grace and dignity

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