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666 Cases of Assault Toilet Paper
I am bunker-hunkered in my secret fort
Behind its mighty walls of discount toilet paper
And prepped to fight the Russians with My Precious
AR-14.5 assault potato gun
Morally strengthened by The Turner Diaries
And The Complete Works of Jack Chick on CD
I am physically strengthened by MREs
Carefully hoarded from Hurricane Rita
Yeah, you come close and there’ll be a slaughter -
I will protect my six-pack of bottled water!
