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666 Cases of Assault Toilet Paper
I am bunker-hunkered in my secret fort
Behind its mighty walls of discount toilet paper
And prepped to fight the Russians with My Precious
AR-14.5 assault potato gun
Morally strengthened by The Turner Diaries
And The Complete Works of Jack Chick on CD
I am physically strengthened by MREs
Carefully hoarded from Hurricane Rita
Yeah, you come close and there’ll be a slaughter -
I will protect my six-pack of bottled water!
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Oh boy, here we go, the Amazon rain forest could get wiped out in this new pandemic.
And on the Ides of March!
"How many ages hence
Shall this our lofty scene be acted over
In states unborn and accents yet unknown!"
-Cassisus, III.1.111-112
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