Monday, March 30, 2020

If Jesus Wrote a Letter to a Catholic 'Blog - poem

Lawrence Hall
mhall46184@aol.com
poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

If Jesus Wrote a Letter to a Catholic ‘Blog

If Jesus wrote a letter to a Catholic ‘blog
He would be told how very wrong He is
The huggers would scorn Him for His strictness
The rad-trads would damn Him as a heretic

If Jesus wrote a letter to a Catholic ‘blog
A jet-set priest would send Him pictures of meals
Both in first-class and in trattorias in Rome
And ask Him for a contribution for, oh, missions

If Jesus wrote a letter to a Catholic ‘blog
He would be blocked for violating community standards

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