Saturday, May 22, 2021

Art 101 and 102 for Dudes in Costume Hats - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Art 101 and 102 for Dudes in Costume Hats

 

For 1971’s Beret Art Dude

 

When paint can mean anything you want it to mean

Then it has no meaning

                                      and neither do you

 

 

For 2021’s Baseball Cap Art Dude

 

When you paint ideological commands

You’re just obeying

                               your master’s orders

Friday, May 21, 2021

The InterGossip has Winked Out, and Now Life Has No Meaning - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

The InterGossip has Winked Out, and Now Life Has No Meaning

 

The InterGossip is out, and so I quest

Among little plastic boxes that light up

As a coded series of spiky blue lamps

That might be signaling to other worlds

 

Cutting the power in turn to all the parts

Poking the innards with a paper clip

Like an archaeologist digging for truth

For the Ark of the Contract, or for the Grail

 

The InterGossip is found, and so I rest

In electric repose in this fallen screen

Thursday, May 20, 2021

You'll Have to Bring Your Own Shovel - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

You’ll Have to Bring Your Own Shovel

 

The rising waters are not baptismal

Sandbags are available at the precinct barn

And presumably sand; you’ll have to bring

Your own shovel, though, and your own muscles

 

They say we don’t need our masks anymore

We could sew them into little sandbags

And use them protect a child’s dollhouse

Against the rising storms of adolescence

 

Then at bedtime read a book to the child:

Goodnight, Storms from the Gulf of Mexico

Wednesday, May 19, 2021

But She's not my Wife - not a Spenserian amoretti moment

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

But She’s not my Wife

 

Most nights I go to bed with Agatha Christie

My wife and dog are quite okay with that

Tuesday, May 18, 2021

The Utility Pole at the End of the Rainbow - doggerel

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

The Utility Pole at the End of the Rainbow

 

Rain, dreary rain all day, falling in sheets

(Or maybe in comforters and counterpanes)

The whole world shakes to the thunder’s wild beats

And water ponds in the green fields and lanes

 

But then at dusk the clouds part just right

Allowing the sun to make the sky fire-red

And in the east, a rainbow all alight

But behind a utility pole (it must be said)

 

The convention is gold at a rainbow’s end

But electricity too is a useful friend

Monday, May 17, 2021

Sunday, May 16, 2021

Graduation Speech Soup

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

Graduation Speech Soup – Simply Stir and Serve

 

Have you noticed that despite all speakers’ efforts, graduation speeches sound very much alike?

 

“Keep the torch alive to pass to a new generation with the key that unlocks the road to the future follow your passion the unemployment will follow woo-hoo we’ve been through some amazing times together make a difference to thine own self be true woo-hoo commencement means a beginning not an ending woo-hoo as we go forth life is a journey not a destination we made it all the hard work we’ve put forth to this point in time these are the best time in our lives as one door closes another door opens because a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step to make the world a better place trust your instincts you don’t find education in books we are the future bright with promise some see the future and ask why but we see the future and ask why not Habakkuk 2:7 woo-hoo we did it I can’t believe we’re here believe in yourself live your dreams to be all that you can be God has a plan for you woo-hoo we have the responsibility to build a new world if opportunity doesn’t know build a door don’t follow the path blaze a trail because there is no one like you because you are an individual just like those other hundred or so people your age and all dressed just alike because life is what happens while you’re making plans woo-hoo live, laugh, love you have to look through the rain to see the rainbow dance like nobody’s looking (even though they are, and they’re laughing at you) aim for the moon and if you miss you’ll hit the moon (or something) life is not waiting for the storm to pass it’s about dancing in the rain because you are a new generation called to miss 100% of the shots you don’t take because we were all one big family who have lived, laughed, and loved together hey and remember the time (name) barfed on the stairs we’ll all that that shared moment to remember together woo-hoo we can’t save all the starfish but I can make a difference for this one because as a great man Robert Frost said in “The Road Not Taken” we can make a difference for all the starfish in the sea of life woo-hoo today is the first day of your rest of your life oh, the places you’ll go like maybe eternal stasis in front of a MePhone I don’t know why they asked me to be the speaker shout-out to Mom wear sunscreen because your future’s so bright close your eyes and remember when hey, an air horn, that’s so cool, no one’s ever done that before woo-hoo I want to congratulate each and every one of you on your incredible talents and abilities as you begin your journey to a bright and shining future because we are the best class (name of school and a shout-out to the mascot) has ever graduated (since last year) woo-hoo a dream is a wish your heart makes and you can become anything you dream to be or wish to be or something #lifehack #hashtag now go forth and make your lives exceptional woo-hoo although on Monday morning we’ll wake up and realize we’re just more unemployed Americans.”

 

But now, as John Milton would suggest, this “tedious song should here have ending,” and it is time to wish much happiness to all of you always.

 

-30-

For Training Purposes this Life May be Monitored - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

For Training Purposes this Life May be Monitored

 

An examination of conscience is good

Thinking about things at the end of each day

Hail Marys mixed in with exasperation

Rough words that should never have been spoken

 

Reading casual cruelties on the InterGossip

Whatever God’s plan might be, that wasn’t it

Gratitude for work, gratitude for meals

Gratitude for peace at the end of the day

 

And as for the occasional bitter cup

Your Mother taught you right: offer it up

Saturday, May 15, 2021

A Metternichian State of Repose - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

A Metternichian State of Repose

in a Concert of Leaves and Light

 

Up before dawn and out among the quiet

Concelebrating with God the leafy light

That falls as blessing upon the lawn’s soft turns

From grey to gold to green to springing life

 

And then from meditation to liturgy

The Opus Dei of Saturday mornings

With rake and shovel and fire against the litter

That shoals into corners and along the fence

 

The feeblest remembrance of God’s mighty hand

Shaping chaos into order and meaning

Friday, May 14, 2021

A Student Walkout with Hissy-Chants - doggerel

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

A Student Walkout with Hissy-Chants

 

But

 

I heard of one student who refused to go

Who bravely thought for herself, and so said no

And she’s the one student I want to know

Thursday, May 13, 2021

Talmud Portion for Today - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Talmud Portion for Today

 

In the Talmud portion for today we read

Of the priestly appointments for stacking wood

And of other liturgical usages

As preparation for the sacrifice

 

But some must read their portion for the day

By a battle lantern’s flickering light

Deep down in a bunker among the tombs

While rockets fall upon Jerusalem

 

Thus blood still splashes against the Temple walls

Thus blood still forms the letters of the text

Wednesday, May 12, 2021

SORRY OUT OF SERVICE - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

SORRY OUT OF SERVICE

 

SORRY OUT OF SERVICE

 

Thus saith the comma-less yellow plastic bags

Fitted to the gasoline pumps of the nation

Where men are free from fuel and punctuation

Free not to take vaccines, wear masks, or vote

 

SORRY OUT OF SERVICE

 

The check is in the mail that does not come

Or maybe in a hijacked delivery truck

Silhouetted by a burning liquor store

Where dreams of lottery winnings go to die

 

SORRY OUT OF SERVICE

 

And there’s nothing left in the looted shops

(Let’s blame the teachers, Asians, and cops)

Tuesday, May 11, 2021

A Cargo Cult - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

A Cargo Cult

 

Conversations are about packages

Packages considered, packages ordered

Packages delivered and packages stolen

Packages as the cosmic medium of exchange

 

Conversations are about packages

Packages that give meaning to our lives

Packages pinched by plundering porch pirates

Packages snatched by maskers in masks

 

What is it all about? the thinker asks -

What if the packages are filled with

                                                           masks?

 

The Cargo Cults of the South Pacific (sjsu.edu)

And other sources

Monday, May 10, 2021

After Momma's Funeral - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

After Momma’s Funeral

 

Three Voices:

 

Where does – I mean, did – Momma keep the coffee?

That cupboard over the coffee maker

The preacher prayed a fine funeral for her

He’s an idiot; no one believes that stuff

 

Momma did; I say that’s what important

Let’s not argue; Momma wouldn’t like it

It doesn’t make any difference; she’s gone

And let’s not babble about what Momma wants

 

I’m not babbling; Momma raised us right, okay?

I want her Bible.

                             Fine; I want her car

Sunday, May 9, 2021

A Joyful Mystery - haiku

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

A Joyful Mystery

 

May we all someday

Be presented in the Temple

In spite of ourselves

Saturday, May 8, 2021

He was Hollerin' Jesus on Nowhere Street - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

He was Hollerin’ Jesus on Nowhere Street

 

The madman shouted in the market place. No one stopped to answer him.

Thus it was confirmed that his thesis was incontrovertible.

 

-Dag Hammarskjold, Markings, 12.22.57

 

He was hollerin’ Jesus on Nowhere Street

At the Corner of Life and Death, ‘way gone

Where there was a grocery store when we was kids

Next to a soda fountain with pinball machines

 

He was hollerin’ – sinners can’t hear, I guess

And beatin’ on his Bible and dancin’ about

Like a man with a devil in his soul

And that ol’ devil was wearin’ him down

 

He was hollerin’ among the ruins, a shame

When he looked at me

                                and hollered my name

Friday, May 7, 2021

We're Here for Nancy Pelosi's Laptop - mindless doggerel

 

Disclaimer: I have no idea if anything reported is factual; we have no Edward R. Murrow, only conflicting ideological sites purporting to report the news.

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

“We’re Here for Nancy Pelosi’s Laptop”

 

This is Homer, Alaska, Ed Murrow reporting.  Homer, which is no stranger to bad tidings, received news today that that Nancy Pelosi’s laptop is still missing…

 

-as Edward R. Murrow did not say in 1940

 

Up pops the F.B.I., bashing down the door

Guns drawn, handcuffs out, better hit the dirt

Laptops taken, closets searched, they want more -

Maybe Hunter’s pix, or Tom Brady’s shirt

 

Up pops the F.B.I., warrants locked and loaded

Looking for rightista revolutionaries

With secret maps all Q-Anon coded

Bound in bamboo ballots from Buenos Aires

 

Up pops the F.B.I., yes, pop, pop, pop:

“We are here for the senator’s laptop!”

 

“Here in Alaska?”

“I dunno; I’ll ask her!”

 

6 May 2021

 

Tipsters, social media post led FBI to search Homer woman’s home for links to Capitol riot - Anchorage Daily News (adn.com)

 

Search warrant reveals why the FBI raided an Alaska couple’s home (msn.com)

 

Alaska woman says feds searched home for Pelosi's laptop (apnews.com)

 

Thursday, May 6, 2021

A Texas Ranger on the Trail - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

A Texas Ranger on the Trail

 

For Ranger Brandon Bess

 

His steely eyes stare into the microscope

Following a bloody track of DNA

Across the scrubby badlands of the lab

And into computer analysis

 

His gun hand targets matching saliva swabs

With a hair-trigger spectrophotometer

Double-loaded with HLA-DQalpha

Against Minifiler STR at high noon

 

Say, pardner –

 

If you commit a crime in Texas, then you had best

Beware the Ranger with a Teichman test

Wednesday, May 5, 2021

Scheduling the Execution of a Friend - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Scheduling the Execution of a Friend

 

Oh, yes, that oak is a friend, a fine old friend

Happy companion of lazy summer days

When I sat in its shade and drowsed over a book

Gently fanned by the leaves in those dreaming hours

 

Home to the mourning doves and angry jays

Preening cardinals and shy chickadees

Flying squirrels by night and grey squirrels by day

Armadillos, opossums, and raccoons

 

But dying now upon its grassy lawn -

The tree service will come for it at dawn

Tuesday, May 4, 2021

Can Internet Service Providers be Saved? - not exactly a poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Can Internet Service Providers be Saved?

 

Hey, that’s no way to say goodbye.

 

-Leonard Cohen

 

Multiple Voices from an ISP:

 

Our order support team reported back…

you had 2 work orders. Your work order with us

has been cancelled and the email you forwarded

to me is the installation group you will need

to contact about scheduling. Sorry…We have received

this work order that was already scheduled for 5/8

morning. There are no notes from any dispatcher

speaking to you and changing the appointment

date/time. Below are the notes on the account

and no appointment changes have been made.

Called to t/s modem; modem is offline…

t/s modem is offline…Upgrade for

the Unlimited Bronze 12…set expectations…

I do not know who this sales group is. They

do state you are scheduled for 5/4 but the work

order they sent to the 3rd party installer

shows your [sic] scheduled for 5/8. We do not

have techs in your area tomorrow…I have sent

your account to the order support team…Your appointment

scheduled [sic] has been updated…Changes have been made

to your ViaSat account.

 

API INSERT (Note) 04/30/2021 11:01:56 AM CDT BEP scheduling work order during creation. API UPDATE (Schedule Date) 04/30/2021 11:01:56 CDT Unscheduled Unassigned API INSERT (Note) 04/30/2021 11:01:53 AM CDT

 

Installation notes…Our records indicate…

We need to confirm your appointment…Your appointment

schedule has been updated…as your preferred date

could not be accommodated. We sincerely apologize…

We have been trying to reach you with the number you provided…

We have received your work order and would like to confirm…

Sorry, we were unable to deliver your message

to the following address…Your Viasat Internet

payment failed…Payment has not been received…

If you do not make a full payment soon…

relaying denied…To avoid interruption

of your Viasat service…You may also call us…

agent assist fees may apply…

 

Thanks for being a Viasat internet customer!

Wednesday, April 28, 2021

About that Bicycle Leaning Against a Sunlit Wall - poem

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

About that Bicycle Leaning Against a Sunlit Wall

 

About that bicycle leaning against a wall

All artsy and stuff in the slanting sun

“Take my clear photograph!” it seems to call -

Nah, put away your Leica - it’s been done


Tuesday, April 27, 2021

Physician and Poet - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Physician and Poet

 

For Allan Pulliam

Texas A & M ‘21

 

I used to admire your poetry…I shouldn't admire it now. I should find it absurdly personal. Don't you agree? Feelings, insights, affections...it's suddenly trivial now. You don't agree; you're wrong. The personal life is dead in Russia. History has killed it.

 

-Strelnikov in Doctor Zhivago

 

Don’t write to be approved by masters who

Wear Rolexes in the Name of the People

Don’t write to be approved by masters at all

But be your own authority and see

 

Your work, your words are nobler than manifestos

The latest noisy Guelphs and Ghibellines

All Power to the Constituent Assembly

One folk, one nation, one waffle with syrup

 

Write freedom through verses, and disobey

Anyone who wants to take your voice away

Monday, April 26, 2021

“Now This Ain’t No S---” - poem (of a sort)

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

“Now This Ain’t No S---”

 

The old chief took a slug of coffee and said,

“What’s the difference between a fairy story

And a war story?

One of ‘em begins with ‘Once upon a time’

And the other with ‘Now this ain’t no s----'"

 

And it is so.

Sunday, April 25, 2021

Kryptonite Rocks and Invisible Magic Coins - Weekly Column

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

Kryptonite Rocks and Invisible Magic Coins

 

Most ideas are merely structures – things built on bits of knowledge and insight you already possess. If the knowledge you possess is in error, the structure will be flawed.

 

-John D. McDonald, “Reading for Survival”

 

 

In my youth comic book ads offered mail-order invisible helmets, sea monkeys, x-ray glasses, jet planes you could actually fly, kryptonite rocks, nuclear submarines, machine guns, army tanks, life-size moon monsters, hypno-coins, frontier cabins, silent dog whistles, time machines, and Count Dante’s Deadly Fighting Secrets, all really-real!

 

This was pretty stupid stuff, but it was directed at naïve children, and sold well for generations. An adult, of course, should see through such mummery.

 

Unfortunately, many do not. Adults continue to buy this century’s invisible helmets offered in new forms.

 

A modern variant of x-ray glasses and kryptonite rocks are invisible magic coins.

 

The sales patter is that modern fiat money has no value, and so we should all invest in invisible magic coins. These invisible magic coins are generated by computers grinding away in their circuitry for hours. After the computers have spun millions of numbers around within themselves they come up with things that don’t exist, and those who control the computers propose to sell to us these things that don’t exist.

 

And how does the awe-struck victim buy invisible magic coins? Why, with that worthless fiat money.

 

The victim fails to consider that if invisible magic coins possess value, and fiat money does not, then the possessor of the invisible magic coins would hang on to the invisible magic coins and leave everyone else to their fiat money.

 

You don’t need x-ray glasses to see through invisible magic coins because they don’t exist. They are magic beans, the emperor’s new clothes, a fortune teller’s readings, a political party’s promises, magic crystals, your rich uncle in Nigeria, the South Sea Bubble, the Great Texas Emu Bubble, the Dot.Com Bubble, Enron, and whatever Next Big Thing is being peddled this week.

 

You might as well invest in one of those old comic book hypno-coins; you’d at least have a disc of pot-metal or plastic with a swirly image. You could look into it and say to yourself, “You are getting smarter…smarter…smarter…get a job…a job…a job…”

 

-30-

 

 

 

A Footprint on the Road to Santiago - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

A Footprint on the Road to Santiago

 

A footprint on the road to Santiago

It has meaning - a footprint, and another

An indent from the ferrule of a stick

Toward a vision of a Field of Stars

 

Sin-weary and sunburnt, a pilgrim plods

Through weeds and dust and sometimes traffic lights

And idlers mocking from across the road

Toward a vision of a Field of Stars

 

Where free from sin and pain and blood and scars

He may at last find peace in that Field of Stars

Saturday, April 24, 2021

He Just Walked in Front of the Train - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

He Just Walked in Front of the Train

 

He just walked in front of the train, they say

Off in the woods, the lonely woods, the night

The rails as screaming horror in his wild death

Blue jeans, yellow shirt, no identification

 

He just walked in front of the train, they say

The black-box cameras will show something of it

But not the emptiness that chased him there

Blue jeans, yellow shirt, no identification

 

He just walked in front of the train, they say

Blue jeans, yellow shirt, no identification

Thursday, April 22, 2021

"Dear Valued Customer..." - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Poetry Magazine Responds

 

Dear Valued Customer We have received

your email and it has been assigned

to one of our e-commerce team members.

Should we require additional information

 

we will contact you. Otherwise please be assured

that your request will be processed in a

timely fashion. Sincerely, Customer Care Department

Wednesday, April 21, 2021

Online Certificate Program in Novel Writing - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Online Certificate Program in Novel Writing

 

“…that led me to answer an advertisement in the Sunday Times and

take a job…with a correspondence school…”

 

-Elizabeth Bishop, “The U. S. A. School of Writing”

 

And a certificate!

 

The ad presented as a joke, only it wasn’t:

(Famous Name Brand School)’s Continuing Studies Program

Will make you Hemingway for eighty dollars

And there is a student testimonial

 

And a certificate!

 

Embrace the tools solidify develop

Accomplished authors craft tutorials

Dedicated dynamic cohort peers

Passionate instructors prestigious fellows

 

And a certificate!

 

Achieve the goal for which you have been aiming!

(And a certificate, suitable for framing)

 

Only eighty dollars

 

“The U. S. A. School of Writing had been raided by the police shortly after I left…”

 

-Elizabeth Bishop

 


 

Elizabeth Bishop’s poetry is rightly praised, but her prose, less often noted, is equally delightful in its construction and content.

Tuesday, April 20, 2021

Oath Peepers Security Cameras - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Oath Peepers Security Cameras

 

The security cameras around the house aren’t much

The cheapest available on Yarmuk.com

They take dim pictures of the UPS guy

And fuzzy grey shots of ‘possums at night

 

A problem is that they think they’re Army cameras

That the batteries they took never expire

That the science of optics has been betrayed

And that light is whatever they want it to be

 

Along the windowsills they belch and *art:

“Tina Modotti is a traitor to art!”

Monday, April 19, 2021

A Morning Cup of Coffin: No Straight Lines in Nature - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

No Straight Lines in Nature

 

That commonplace of art instruction is true:

From the rainbow to the tomato worm

And in the rhythms of our chambered hearts

Creation curves itself around our lives

 

A straight line is of the imagination

Repudiated even by that famous crow

Who flies as he will and not according

To the abstracts of mathematicians

 

Nothing in nature chooses graphed confines -

Of course the man-made coffin – that features straight lines

Sunday, April 18, 2021

Spring in the Air, Springs in the Air, and a Brick - weekly column re spring wind and hail and wreckage

 

Mack Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

Spring in the Air, Springs in the Air, and a Brick

 

There will be no firewood shortage this coming winter. A tree-shaded lawn is a homeowner’s dream, a tree in repose across the lawn less so, along with trees across the roads, trees taking down power lines, trees fallen across the children’s swing sets, trees crushing the lawn chairs where the old people sit on pleasant mornings, trees, trees, trees, and shoals of hail that did not thaw until evening, all set picturesquely among a landscape litter and debris.

 

Along the highway I saw a trampoline upside down, blown through the air at least hundreds of yards because there are no houses nearby. It was an occasion not only of spring in the air but springs in the air.

 

Among all the debris at my country estate was a brick on the lawn. A brick. It had been blown about thirty feet from a pile of brick and concrete bits.

 

A heavy steel chair of the sort one used to see in barber shops (along with those delightful pictures of poker-playing dogs) was blown about forty yards into the field, although small, light objects on a patio table at the chair’s point of departure had not been disturbed at all.

 

And there was the loss of two of my apple trees. Well, more firewood.

 

The song of the chainsaw is heard again in our land, following nature’s rhythms of winter ice storms, spring hailstorms, and summer tornados. It’s how we live; it’s what we do. These rhythms keep us humble, and remind us how aesthetically pleasing are the words “JASPER-NEWTON ELECTRIC COOPERATIVE” spelled out in a festive green or “PRECINCT 3” in subdued black on the sides of bucket trucks and pole trucks and crew trucks and truck-trucks. Their dignified progress along our mucky roads is as joyful as a religious procession.

 

Here along Beer Can Road and County Dump Extension the power was out for about seventeen hours because the winds and trees took down at least one pole and transformer and any number of lengths of power line. And that was just one or two miles of the hundreds of miles of lines in our service area.

 

As in February’s ice storm, Mr. Bialetti served our morning coffee.

 

The Bialetti coffee maker is a work of Italian genius in function and art, and still made in Italy. Designed almost a hundred years ago, the Bialetti is elegant in thick aluminum, and consists of only three parts. The base is the water chamber, and when the water is just the right heat the physics of the matter bubble it up through the aluminum coffee filter and into the upper chamber, which is the coffee pot proper.

 

The Bialetti is not decorated with “PRECINCT 3” OR “JASPER-NEWTON ELECTRIC COOPERATIVE”, although those would be nice too, but with a picture of natty little man with a natty little moustache, Signor Bialetti himself.

 

The Bialetti is designed for a stove top, of course, and it works fine on a camp stove (OUTSIDE; OPEN FLAMES INSIDE ARE NEVER A GOOD IDEA).

 

Before you start cleaning up the windfall, you need a cup of coffee served by Mr. Bialetti.

 

-30-

Morning Coffee with Signor Bialetti - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Morning Coffee with Signor Bialetti

 

Wreckage is everywhere, two apple trees down

Limbs and leaves and litter, shingles and wood

The lawns are white with shoals of springtime hail

The lines are down and the power is out

 

But Signor Bialetti from Italy

A super-hero in aluminum

Is pleased to take his place on the camping stove

Twirl his moustache and stride through Sterno fire

 

Singing songs from his favorite libretti

While making us coffee – O brave Signor Bialetti!

Thursday, April 15, 2021

Afghanistan, Graveyard of 19-Year-olds - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Afghanistan, Graveyard of 19-Year-Olds

 

“You have been in Afghanistan, I perceive.”

 

-Holmes’ first words to Watson in

A Study in Scarlet, 1887

 

Ghosts shriek in the wind from the Hindu Kush

Falling upon the lowlands in despair

Of any reality beyond death

In the blood-sodden sands where sinks all good

 

Walls, monuments, souls, hopes – all blow away

In the wreckage of long-fallen empires

Their detritus trod upon by tired men

Whose graves will be the howling dust of time

 

And yet the empire masters will return

And leave fresh offerings of more young men:

A British Enfield, a Moghul’s lost shoe,

A cell phone silent beside the Great Khan’s skull

 

 

From The Road to Magdalena, Lawrence Hall, 2012, available via amazon.com

 

“Afghanistan, graveyard of empires” is a common saying whose source is unknown.

 

Wednesday, April 14, 2021

Awarded the Chair of Poetry - poem (he said without irony)

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Awarded the Chair of Poetry at a Leafy Rural Tree

 

Among its ancient gifts are acorns and leaves

But the most generous stipend is peace

Oh, sure, we have our academic rivalries –

Just last night a raccoon occupied the chair

 

And the cardinals and jays squawk a bit

Mostly about seeds, seldom about verse

For arguing with Keats and Yevtushenko

Is my great pleasure and duty, not theirs

 

Who knew –

 

That an old steel chair dragged onto the lawn

Could be a center of civilization?

Tuesday, April 13, 2021

Moo. Herd Immunity. Moo. - poem (of a sort)

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Moo. Herd Immunity. Moo.

 

"I don't know what herd immunity is, but when you add that to the people who have acquired immunity, it looks like it could be very close to herd immunity.”

 

-Texas Governor Greg Abbott,

as quoted by the Washington Post via The Houston Chronicle

 

 

Moo. Herd immunity. Moo. Simple math.

Moo. Very close. Moo. Vigilant. Moo. Proactive.

Moo. Efficacy. Moo. Calculation.

Moo. Dashboards. Moo. Trackers. Moo. Asymptomatic.

 

Moo. 70% Moo. 80%.

Moo. Fourth surge. Moo. Waves. Moo. Gaps. Moo. Pockets.

Moo. Complications. Moo. Misunderstandings.

Moo. Factors. Moo. Threshold. Moo. Duration

 

Moo. Emerging. Probable. Moo. Data.

Moo. Equation. Moo. Very close. Moo. Died.

 

“I don’t know what herd immunity is…”

 

Moo.

 

 

Texas governor says state is 'very close' to herd immunity. The data tells a different story. (chron.com)