Sunday, October 14, 2012

First Methodist Church, Kirbyville





First Methodist, Kirbyville

Not very old, these stones; still, old enough
To witness as a careful heap the faith
Of men who saw the sun go down in France
As German shells sought out the living dead
Along ancient rivers that Charlemagne knew;

Of those who marked high noon by the sawmill,
Whose whistle shrilled far out into the fields;

The careless youths of a happier time
Whispering in Sunday school the dusty plot
Of yesterday’s Roy Rogers matinee;

The Women’s Society of Christian Service:
Gloves, purses, hats, dresses in flowered prints,
Those Vestal matrons in charge of What’s Right,
Setting men, boys, and coffee cups in order,
And the occasional minister, too.

The feasts and seasons pass, and so do we,
Remembered briefly in old photographs
On the wall of the Beeler Bible Class,
And the seasons turn ‘round again, and life
Renews, each Easter and Christmas,
The ordained rhythm of the universe
Until unknowing time itself is unknown.

The stones of our little parish age well,
Almost golden now, in the morning sun,
Following the seasons along with us;
The stones remember all, and if required,
As Jesus said, will sing the Truth aloud:
These, too, are the stones of Jerusalem.

And They Call the Wind Tiffany





Mack Hall

And They Call the Wind Tiffany

The Weather Channel (D - Georgia), for reasons best known to its coven of Global Warmingistas, is going to name winter storms.

The Weather Channel, which really was founded as a weather channel, has since evolved into infotainment and ideology, and like most ideologies doesn’t tolerate dissent, so you’d better agree to the naming and to the names if you don’t want trouble.

Naming a storm could present legal problems: if The Weather Channel names a cold front Anastasia and you insist on calling it Bob, does The Weather Channel have a case against you?  And if you wish to name your child Anastasia, do you have to pay The Weather Channel copyright fees?

Perhaps other telly shows will begin naming meteorological features.  The Military Channel could name tomorrow morning’s sunrise General Patton while MSNBC calls it PeeWee Herman.  The Western Channel might brand a light overcast James Arness, while Fox News honors a heavy snow as Herman Cain.

General Motors might insist that the moon© is now the Volt©. 

The Weather Channel has issued its manifesto naming this winter’s storms
(http://www.weather.com/news/winter-storm-names-20121001): Athena, Brutus, Caesar, Draco, Euclid, Freyr, Gandolf, Helen, Iago, Jove, Khan, Luna, Magnus, Nemo, Orko, Plato, Q, Rocky, Saturn, Triton, Ukko, Virgil, Walda, Xerxes, Yogi, Zeus.

This list is provisional, since it has not yet been granted a nihil obstat by Representative Sheila Jackson Lee (D – Texas).

Too bad there’s not a Snooki, but maybe next year.

The reader might become excited about Yogi, thinking Jellystone National Park’s favorite bear was finally to be recognized for his many gifts to American culture, but The Weather Channel advises us that their Yogi is for one who does yoga. 

Iago is for most folks the Spanish for James, as in Saint James / Santiago, but The Weather Channel will have none of that Christian nonsense – their Iago is the villain in Shakespeare’s Othello. 

Draco is for the Athenian lawgiver, but The Weather Channel may not be aware that Draco’s laws (“Draconian”) favored the death penalty for most crimes, even for stealing a cabbage (http://ancienthistory.about.com/cs/greecehellas1/a/cylonanddraco_3.htm), and slavery for something less than stealing a cabbage, but only for the peasants; the nobility got a better deal from Draco.

What do we name The Weather Channel itself?  She-Who-Must-Be-Obeyed?

In the delightful comic strip Hi and Lois, the youngest child, Trixie, still a rug-rat, greets the morning sun sharing her floor by singing out “Hi, sunbeam!”

A progressive, modern mother would of course put a stop to this nature stuff by drawing the blinds and setting Trixie before flickering images of America’s nasal-pitched answer to Oxford and Cambridge, Big Bird.

And then The Weather Channel would impose upon the sunbeam a progressive, modern name from an approved list respecting the delicate sensitivities of the loudest non-reader available.

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Not Exactly James Bond





Mack Hall

Not Exactly James Bond

Last week local police found a Secret Service agent passed-out-drunk on a Miami sidewalk.  Perhaps he had shaken, not stirred, one vodka martini too many.

Now we know what spy novels mean by a sleeper agent.

Who’s in charge of the Secret Service these days?  Jerry Springer?

The police found the agent despite the early morning darkness by tracing his Get Smart shoe phone through the ring tone: “It Wasn’t God Who Made Honky-Tonk Angels.”

Pop culture says a Secret Service agent must be ready to take a bullet for the President, but who knew that said bullet might be a Silver Bullet? 

When Secret Service agents are on an operation, do they need a designated driver?

And how did the Miami police know that the cocktail commando was a secret agent?  Why, that information was readily available on the spirited man’s official Secret Service identity card.

Did the Secret Service agent’s identity card feature a secret glow-in-the-dark compass, a secret key to a secret code, and a secret Sergeant Preston of the Yukon map?

The Secret Service isn’t really all that secret anyway; they have their own web site: http://www.secretservice.gov/join/who.shtml. 

Maybe some of us have watched too many Patrick McGoohan films, but shouldn’t a Secret Service agent try to be, well, you know, secret?  Is snoring in the street in an alcoholic stupor while carrying a Junior G-Man identification card the most subtle way to infiltrate The Hidden Fortress of the Secret Seven? 

Earlier this year, in an episode of Guys Gone Wild, a number of Secret Service frat boys…um…agents got caught with their bulletproof vests down in South America. 

If they keep behaving like this, the Secret Service may soon be nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize.

The Secret Service is involved in several aspects of federal law enforcement, but they are best known for protecting presidents, vice-presidents, former presidents, presidential candidates, and their families. 

As of late the President appears to be tired and worried, even haggard, and naturally one attributes this to the burdens of office and to a challenging re-election campaign.  But perhaps the reality is that the President is losing sleep because the snoring of his Secret Service keeps him awake at night.

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Saturday, September 8, 2012

Chris and Deedra's Porch



Mack Hall
mhall46184@aol.com


Chris and Deedra’s Porch

Porch-exiled with our beer and cigarettes
We firmly urged the dogs, dead wasps, and heat
To move a bit and make some room for us.
There was no evening cool, no hope of it,
No hope in anything, and there we sank
Into drought-dusty, disreputable old chairs,
Surrendered to the heat and beer and smokes,
Avoided thinking about the death-still dusk.
But then a gentle tease, a gentle breeze
Came wafting coolly from across the fields
Only for a moment, and was gone again,
Not cruelly but of kindness, just a note,
A fairy’s note, soft-whispered through a leaf,
A hymn for exiles, a song of autumn.

Vigil of the Assumption



Mack Hall
mhall46184@aol.com


Vigil of the Assumption

We will forever venerate our Queen,
Whom God Himself chose happily to be
His Mother, and the Mother of us all.
Each orphaned soul, rejected by mankind,
Adrift among the sloshing, foul debris
Of counsels falsely hissed behind the leaves
Must know that in the wild, sin-howling nights
Of desolation, clutching to himself
The fragments of his failed humanity,
Even so, his loving Mother comes to him,
To tend, to heal, to love, to hold in trust
For God this child of Hers, condemned by time.

Alternative Prayer Before a Crucifix



Mack Hall
mhall46184@aol.com


Alternative Prayer Before a Crucifix

Our little plastic boxes glow and blink,
They wink, they clink, they link; they almost think -
Until the tenuous connections fail
To silence blown by the January gale,
And we are left in still, cold darkness there:
A candle, a Crucifix, and a prayer.

Night Class



Mack Hall
mhall46184@aol.com


Night Class

The moonless night presents a nothingness,
As flickering cones of yellow light pursue
Pale wraiths and shadows through the conifers.
The radio hisses in its loneliness,
While miles and hours in meditation pass;
The coffee cup from several towns ago
Is empty now; its caffeine promises
Have faded like a statesman’s solemn vows
While Byron, Shelley, and Keats, in repose
Between the covers of a Moby Book,
Await those even later, owlish hours,
Then to renew their pleynts against the past.

Frogs x 2



Mack Hall
mhall46184@aol.com


The Frogs of August

After surprising summer showers in
A time of heat and dust and lethargy,
Forth from their hidden reptilian repose
The frogs of August rise, and sing a hymn,
A joyful hymn to rain and tasty bugs.

The Pickwickian toad sings of himself,
A stout old gentleman of means and thrift;

The bluff and hearty bullfrog by the pond
Bellows his boasts, and puffs his own praises.

Preferring window screens to rain-damp leaves,
The tiny tree frog trills his outsized voice.

The disparate, dissonant descantations
Of this catalogue of errant froggery
Drift in and out of transient harmony
And back again, an ancient unity
To please the late-night wanderer of hours.

 

O Ye of Little Frog 

For those who deny that frogs sing to God

O ye of little faith in night’s mysteries
Oft hasten to explain away God’s arts,
And dampen joys with your false-writ histories
Believing in dull books, and not your hearts.

You claim that frogs sing only to gain mates,
Based on some long-dead dullard’s science log,
Claiming the last word on reptilian traits -
What do you know of the love-life of a frog?

You might then with equal injustice claim
That Compline is sung in order to attract
Women – but is that Saint Benedict’s aim?
Poor frogs and monks sing hymns; and that’s a fact!

Liesl and the Egrets



Mack Hall
mhall46184@aol.com


Liesl and the Egrets

Neighbor Willie was mowing the August fields
And to this tillage flew egrets, all white,
Following the blade for its bug-rich yields,
Soaring and wheeling in the mid-day light

Some thirty or more of this hungry flock
Alighted on the lawn beneath the trees
Before the wide window, as if to mock
A spirited dachshund – oh, what a tease!

Young Liesl girded for battle, oh, yes:
The air, the birds, and the doggie were still,
As when a thunderstorm builds, as you may guess,
Or a stalking she-wolf waits for her kill

The door was opened, and, thundering, Liesl sprang
Into the lists of honor, against all odds,
With yelp and yap and yip and paw and fang,
True daughter of the old Germanic gods!

Ere long the scene was silent, free of birds;
An errant feather here and there told the story
Of Liesl’s noble charge far better than mere words,
Told of this day’s dachshundian glory.

Ubi Eras?



Mack Hall
mhall46184@aol.com


Ubi Eras?

Job 38:4

Their recycled mockery casually slips
Around your soul, coolly, as in an ad
For the season’s fashionable heresy:
Docetism? Yes, after Labor Day,
But Pelagianism’s this week’s thing,
With a subtle twist of Monophysitism,
Or perhaps a hint of existential despair
At noon, to take you through your busy life.

They’ll never suggest that you clothe your soul
With the coarse monastic habit of faith
In Him Who has always believed in you.
You needn’t try to impress Him at all,
For though He thunders entire worlds into being
With less than a flung synapse of His thought,
To you His truth he whispers in His love.

A Doggie Day



Mack Hall
mhall46184@aol.com


A Doggie Day

When leaving for work, one wishes the dogs
A good and useful day at their own jobs:
Barking the cats, sniffing the summer breeze,
Snort-snuffling through the grass, yapping at birds,
Lolling in the sun, doggie-tummies up,
In celebration of God’s creation.
They suffer no meetings and file no reports,
And when they hear that long-familiar step,
Or that happy whistle at the back gate,
They run to have their daily work approved:
A pat, a scratch, a tickle under the chin,
A well-tossed yummie treat caught in mid-air.
The good old dog looks up, and seems to ask
“Good old human, was your day as happy as mine?”

The Garage-Sale Camera



Mack Hall
mhall46184@aol.com


The Garage-Sale Camera

Surviving the polyester Seventies
Its hippie guitar-strap moldy and frayed
Compromised by corroded batteries
But solid, elegant - Japanese-made

Quite worn with use, some family’s recorder
Of parties, poses, playing in the summer-yard
When children now grown lined up in order
And happily grinned for Grandpa’s Christmas card

First Communion, the trip to Disneyland
A wedding with the groom in a purple tux
A daughter marching in the high school band –
A garage-sale camera, only ten bucks

Families, neighbors, puppies, classmates, friends -
Living forever through this old camera’s lens