Wednesday, December 16, 2020

Tin Ears in the Hands of an Angry God - rhyming couplet

 

Lawrence Hall

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Tin Ears in the Hands of an Angry God

 

-as Jonathan Edwards did not yell

 

If You are good and kind and loving, O Lord

Then why do You permit

                                            The harpsichord?

Tuesday, December 15, 2020

Before the Magi Came - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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Before the Magi Came

 

-1 Maccabees 4:36-60

 

Yes, long before the holy Magi came

Judah the Maccabee brought forth his gifts

First scourging the Temple clean of false gods

In prayerful preparation for the True

 

And then presented God with oil and bread

A consecrated Altar of undressed stones

Incense and lamps and songs and grateful hearts

And an octave of inextinguishable light

 

Thus, long before the holy Magi came

Even before the Star, Judah brought a flame

Monday, December 14, 2020

Contagious Disease Unit - Ward 20 Deck 2 - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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Contagious Disease Unit – Ward 20 Deck 2

 

Maybe my aptitude for throwing up

My ENT infections, fevers and chills

Hopeless motion sickness and fainting fits

Were the reasons why NavPers posted me there

 

All the diseases in the Fleet called it home:

Infections, syphilis, leprosy, the clap

(Let’s give him a hand), and for reasons not clear

A couple of crewmen from the Pueblo

 

Before I was sent to be sick in Indo-China -

And now they say there’s a virus going around

Sunday, December 13, 2020

Waiting for the Messiah Someplace Else - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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Waiting for the Messiah Someplace Else

 

MotelRabbiwe've been waiting for the Messiah all our lives. Wouldn't now be a good time for him to come?

 

Rabbi: I guess we'll have to wait someplace else.

 

-Fiddler on the Roof

 

And so we wait, here where we are, the time

Marked off by calends and by candlelight

Four Gospels in a ring of holy fire

Before the Altar, and before the Throne

 

The Magi journey through space and time

Our journey is in waiting for a star

To shine upon us all, and lead us to

The Temple where all waiting finally ends

 

Beside an Altar of repose in a Stable

A cradle of wood from Eden and the Ark

Saturday, December 12, 2020

Marketing Strategies of the Nazgul - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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Marketing Strategies of the Nazgul

 

An email arrived from a dear, dear friend

I was so glad to hear from him…until

Unhappy remembrance – he’s dead and still

And my stitches were torn open again

 

Some Nazgul program had encountered his name

And mine, and smashed them together to see

If some foul poison could be sold to me

Through a counterfeit, the cruelest game

 

But in faith my friend lives, as we have read -

It is the Nazgul who are truly dead

Friday, December 11, 2020

The Rural Electric Co-Op's Giant Christmas Tree - as a poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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The Rural Electric Co-Op’s Giant Christmas Tree

 

Christmas trees are a delight to a child

On the farm, situational poverty

In muck and filth, old coat against the cold

Finishing the milking long hours after dark

 

But to the east a Christmas tree, a hope

The electric co-op’s radio mast

Its guy wires strung with multi-colored lights

The North Pole must be something like that

 

Christmas trees are a delight to a child

And even more when the child becomes a man

Thursday, December 10, 2020

The Rural Electric Co-Op's Giant Christmas Tree - weekly column

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

The Rural Electric Co-Op’s Giant Christmas Tree

 

Christmas trees are a delight to a child, and when a man is old and can be a child again, even more delightful.

 

Our family’s farm was about three miles from town. We lived in what would now be called situational poverty, but most folks in the county were worse off. Some kids got bicycles for Christmas, for us it was socks and cap pistols and little tinplate toy trucks, and for many there was almost nothing. The post-war prosperity boom bypassed most of East Texas.

 

A few weeks before Christmas each year Father took us boys into the woods next to our land for the adventure of cutting the Christmas tree. In our informal squirrel hunts in the autumn we had scouted out likely trees, and now returned for the best of them, almost always a pine.  Finding it, cutting it down with the hatchet, and dragging it back to the house through the chill was a great adventure to be savored then and savored now in the remembrance.

 

Father stood the tree in a bucket of wet sand and anchored it with fishing line. He and Mother strung the big Noma™ lights and hung the precious glass ornaments, and then we children were at last given a box of tinsel each and permitted to fling the bright strands any way we wanted. What a mess! I realize now that after we went to bed Mother discreetly arranged the tinsel a little more artistically.

 

Farms in our school readers and in the movies were always bright and cheerful places, with happy cows and happy pigs living peaceful lives of prelapsarian fellowship. In reality a farm, especially in the winter, is brown and grey and mucky and smelly, and after their years of loyal service cows are prodded into a trailer, bellowing in fear, to be driven away to the slaughterhouse. Good ol’ Bessie, whom you raised from a calf, is now lunch.

 

Life on a farm is often grim.

 

Thus, a little pine strung with multi-colored lights and little figures and globes brought out once a year was magic.

 

Another magic Christmas tree was the huge one the local electric co-op built each year by stringing lights on their tall radio mast – tall enough to have red lights all year round lest the town doctor fly his airplane into it.

 

For weeks the far-away tree shone across the dark, frosty fields. A child imagined it to be a magic place, maybe even the North Pole itself.

 

Now the tower is gone, replaced by cell ‘phones and more modern radios, and the co-op decorates only a little tree out in front of the drive-by window. Still, it’s a Christmas tree, and good enough.

 

For Christmas the co-op gives employees, retirees, trustees, and others ham for Christmas. Because I serve on the scholarship committee I get a ham, which is not a Christmas tree but then you can’t eat a Christmas tree.

 

Scholarships for graduating seniors, Christmas hams for some, electricity for all, and a pretty good Christmas tree out front. What a wonderful institution our Rural Electric Co-Op is!

 

-30-

 

 

The Advent of Our Discontent - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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The Advent of Our Discontent

 

-As Shakespeare did not say

 

Everyone accuses everyone else

Of treason; they’d call each other Quislings

If they had any history, but they don’t

Only Hochhuth and Unferth on the air

 

But you and I have wood to split and stack

The garden to level and put to sleep

Cows to get up for the milking at dusk

And in the evening, a cozy fire to watch

 

Oh, listen to the migrating geese, up high!

Unlike us humans, they never learned to lie

Wednesday, December 9, 2020

We Are Afraid for Each Other - Poem

 

 

Lawrence Hall

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We Are Afraid for Each Other

 

We do not wear our masks against car keys

Or coffee cups or clocks or coins or books

Nor yet again in fear of paper clips

Or pocketknives or fountain pens or socks

 

We do not wear our masks against the sun

Or moon or stars or air or trees or flowers

Nor yet again in fear of autumn leaves

Or gentle rain or evening mist or dreams

 

We wear our masks because we are afraid

Of being humans, of loving each other

 

NB: This is NOT a plea for unmasking. The fear is of hurting others. Wear your mask. Wearing a mask protects others. Wearing a mask is love. It’s not about you; it’s about protecting MeeMaw.

Tuesday, December 8, 2020

A Midnight Appointment of Shame - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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A Midnight Appointment of Shame

 

“Where greed is an ape and pride is an ass”

 

-Chesterton, The Ballad of the White Horse

 

You poor man –

 

You are not the first to use Truth as a spade

With which to dig for yourself mouth-honors and wealth

A tyrant piped, and now you dance for him

His toy, his poppet, his puppet, his pet

 

You poor man –

 

Who pottage-messed stout honesty for toys

To descend in a brazen elevator

To an evil that didn’t even have to try

For you were so eager to go to it

 

You poor man –

 

You poor, poor man: the cock will not crow for you -

You have betrayed only your wretched self

 

 

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Monday, December 7, 2020

The Man Who Delivered the Movies - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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The Man Who Delivered the Movies

 

The Saturday afternoon matinee

Outside the Palace Theatre in a line

Impatient for the hour, the man, John Wayne

Air-conditioning, popcorn, Coca-Cola, escape

 

Then riding to the rescue of the ranch

The man who delivered the reels of fun

Running up the steps with a big grey case

Of Rio Bravo – he brought us our dreams

 

And did he know, speeding to little towns

That he too was a hero of the Golden West?

Sunday, December 6, 2020

Let There be Barbies - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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Let There be Barbies

 

Let the children have their night of fun and laughter.

Let the gifts of Father Christmas delight their play.

 

-Churchill, Christmas Eve radio address, 1941

 

Some young mothers ban Barbies and Santa Claus

And all such trinkets and dolls and mummeries

Sacrificing childhood to fashionable gossip -

In obedience to the Holy Internet

 

A toy Cochise must never ride again

Or little plastic soldiers defend their forts

Or Maid Marian roam with Robin Hood –

Barbie must never be dressed for success

 

Little children must now sit on the floor

On Christmas morn to play with ideologies

Saturday, December 5, 2020

DaddyPaw's Letters from the CCC Camp - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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DaddyPaw’s Letters from the CCC Camp

                           For George (“DaddyPaw”) Hargrove, Hebo Ogden Hall,

And all Who Served in the Civilian Conservation Corps, 1933 - 1942

He found his DaddyPaw’s young adulthood

In a box of letters from New Mexico

About fighting forest fires and building fence

To the stockyards at Magdalena

 

“The peas must be coming in by now,” he writes

“Are yall getting enough to eat? How’s my dog?

I’ve got swell friends but I sure wish I was home.

And did yall get the five dollars I sent?”

 

We stand in reverence of a generation

Who almost never had enough to eat

Thursday, December 3, 2020

Hospital Waiting Room in Advent - weekly column

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

Hospital Waiting Room in Advent

 

“How could I bear a crown of gold when the Lord bears a crown of thorns? And bears it for me!”

 

-Heilige Elisabeth von Thuringen

 

The pre-dawn parking-lot is crowded enough, and almost pretty with the high orange-ish light reflecting nicely on the rainy pavement. The cold wind blows a lonely paper cup along among the puddles and the cars with the more-than-one-family-members dozing or reading their MePhones. It seems as if the world itself is a waiting room for now.

 

In the lobby a queue forms, everyone standing six feet away from each other as ordered by plastic signs on the floors. A cheerful-enough volunteer aims a little plastic gun at each human head as it passes, and asks each owner of a head DO YOU HAVE ANY SYMPTOMS DO YOU HAVE A SORE THROAT HAVE YOU BEEN AROUND ANYONE WITH THE CORONAVIRUS HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF STATE RECENTLY

 

Does Louisiana count?

 

Pass, friend.

 

A cold and fashionable Christmas tree obscures an image of Saint Elizabeth of Thuringen next to the row of elevators marked ‘B’ along a covid-silent corridor.  She ministers to the poor and ill as she always has, and the medical and support staffs of the hospital do the same, under her support and patronage.

 

A visitor with his mask and his pass can hear his footsteps echoing-echoing as he passes through the silences, and read signs announcing activities scheduled long ago that were canceled long ago because of the lockdowns. Only rarely will he see a masked and gowned figure seemingly scuttling into hiding while carrying a tray of lab specimens or pushing a cart or whispering into an official glowing screen.

 

Doors that used to be open are secured with NO ENTRY or STAFF ONLY signs, and former passages are blocked with new plywood panels or panes of clear plastic in this unclear time.

 

The cardiovascular ICU waiting room is empty – ONE FAMILY MEMBER ONLY, reads a sign scotch-taped to a door, and NO COFFEE BECAUSE OF THE CORONAVIRUS YOU WILL FIND COFFEE IN THE CAFETERIA announces another. Some seats are marked off-limits with yellow crime-scene-ish tape even though there is no one in the room to be made off-limits. The television is dark and silent, the floors and plastic chairs are clean-upon-clean from repeated daily wipings and scrubbings and sprayings although almost no one ever goes to that room now. There are no people, no magazines, no bottles of water, nothing in the litter baskets. It’s like a scene from one of those Star Trek episodes in which an away-team beams down to a deserted space ship, a deserted city, or a deserted planet, only there is no thematic background music in the hospital.

 

This is the block of floors and space given over the cardiac care and surgery; the areas where CV patients are treated are hidden behind doors and walls and faces of appropriate secrecy and discretion.

 

Behind those doors and walls life and death are worked out through the work and thought and education and brilliance and industry of so very many health care workers, from physicians to the nice fellow with the bucket and mop, and through the mysteries of God and His saints.

 

As for our visitor, he can do nothing but take a seat – one without the yellow crime-scene-ish tape – and wait in silent prayer for one he loves.

 

-30-

 

 

Video Mass in Lockdown - Jesus and the 502 Bad Gateway - a poem (of sorts)

Lawrence HallMhall46184@aol.com

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Video Mass in Lockdown - Jesus and the 502 Bad Gateway

 

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Wednesday, December 2, 2020

Charming Murderers - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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Charming Murderers

 

I have met murderers of wit and charm

And saints who were crude and vulgar and coarse

I feared the saints would do me greater harm -

I don’t know what any of this means, of course

Tuesday, December 1, 2020

They are Disinfecting Venice - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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They are Disinfecting Venice

 

I have been trying to find out; no one will tell me the truth; they are

disinfecting Venice. Do you know why?

 

-Death in Venice

 

We live on islands in the virus-time

Shored in by disease and uncertainty

Waves of uncertainty, rumor, and fear

The deaths of friends bumping against us at night

 

Delivery trucks are our vaporetti

Ferrying our supplies across the Styx

That separates our then away from now

With imaginings outsourced from Lethe.com

 

They are burning stimulus checks in the streets

To disinfect us against reality

Monday, November 30, 2020

Farewell to an Old Comrade - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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Farewell to an Old Comrade

 

He yaf not of that text a pulled hen

That seith that hunters ben nat hooly men

 

-Chaucer, Prologue, 177-178

 

A man visits his pal in the hospice room

Two great old pals, best friends from boyhood

In school and in the Army together

Best men at each other’s weddings long ago

 

Hunting trips, laughter, campfires, and coffee

They tramped the woods and fields into old age

Until the arthritis house-bound them at last

But, peace:

A good man whispers farewell to his dying friend:

 

“I remember our tramps through the mists on the moors –

And can I have that fine old Purdey of yours?”

Sunday, November 29, 2020

The Turning of the World: Advent through Plough Monday - poem

 

 

Lawrence Hall

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The Turning of the World: Advent through Plough Monday

 

God spede the plough

 

-an English blessing for a good agricultural year,

numerous sources

 

In springtime Nature kisses the world with light

And summer follows with work and merriment

In autumn she kisses the world good night

And winter follows with frost and lament

 

But first we celebrate the great world’s turning

With Advent and the holy Christmas time

With liturgies followed by the Yule log burning

Through feasting and cheer, and each well-sung rhyme

 

Six midwinter weeks ‘til the Three Kings appear

And then Plough Monday to begin the new year

Saturday, November 28, 2020

Thanksgiving Dinner with Generous Helpings of Biological Functions - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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Thanksgiving Dinner

with Generous Helpings of Biological Functions

 

Would you please pass the bowel-movement stories

Gosh, this lab-test casserole sure looks great

I love the well-steamed vasectomy glories

And a helping of dentistry on my plate

 

This year I fried the potassium levels

They taste as yummy as a cancer scare

And here’s heart surgery with our revels

For Christmas I’m getting a new potty chair

 

The kids have gone outside, oh what a fuss -

Why don’t they want to have dinner with us?