Wednesday, December 29, 2021

The Stupidest Metaphor - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

The Stupidest Metaphor

 

Do these camouflage knee-pantsies make my 250-pound ass look too big?

 

He never formed up with a skirmish line

To poop and snoop to some distant trees

Across a death-hot field of weeds and mud

With some idiot yelling, “Dress it up!”

 

He never feared that a 40-mike-mike

Would blow his guts and spine into bloody rags

Which would get his air-conditioned C/O

In Saigon another medal and promotion

 

His PTSD is from watching TV

But he is pleased to claim that he is a warrior

Monday, December 27, 2021

A High-Tuned White Boy and his Come-to-Jesus Moment - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

A High-Tuned White Boy and his Come-to-Jesus Moment

 

Only yesterday he was in control

Of his high-tuned, high-speed, white-boy screaming ride

Race-tracking our pot-holed, beer-canned country road

Without regard for sanity, safety, or sense

 

Today he sits and sulks in the passenger seat

Of the little wifey’s Toyota sedan

Shadowed by his grim-faced mother-in-law

Like maybe they’re off to see the judge

 

In this procession he seems all alone -

His hot sports car is apparently gone

If Good King Wenceslaus Looked Down Today - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

If Good King Wenceslaus Looked Down Today

 

If good King Wenceslaus looked down today

On this Feast of Stephen, he’d see a poor man

Gathering winter air-conditioning

Friday, December 24, 2021

Late in the Evening on Christmas Eve - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Late in the Evening on Christmas Eve

 

After breakfast with a friend

After setting up for a family luncheon

After a family luncheon that never seemed to end

After cleaning up after a family luncheon

          (and that, too, never seemed to end)

After a moment of sitting and thinking with wife and child

After opening gifts (with dachshunds and cats)

After sharing gifts (with dachshunds and cats)

After keeping dachshunds and cats from eating the tree ornaments

After watching Judy Garland sing “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas”

After sitting exhausted with a therapeutic episode of The Office

You realize

The day wasn’t so bad

Thursday, December 23, 2021

His Name is John - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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His Name is John

 

We plan our lives, we think our thoughts

We name the days, we name the child

We count the oughts, dismiss the naughts

We seek for peace, we fear the wild

 

We dare presume to sort our days

As if we were Creators too

To look upon our works and praise

That which we think is right and true

 

But Zechariah, his old face wan

Corrects us with:

                              “His name is John”

Practicing Mindful Breathing - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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Practicing Mindful Breathing

 

We breathe mindfully but with our lungs

This necessity of life has become a trend

Which we study in meditative books

As if our alveoli were rosary beads

 

Even our watches want to instruct us

In the deep mysteries of inhalations

And like masters of postulants and novices

Ring us awake for our morning breaths

 

“Focus on your breathing” – how very odd

If we should respirate to the glory of God

Wednesday, December 22, 2021

Word Sung as Light in the Darkness of Night - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Word Sung as Light

 

Upon hearing a recording of the Orthodox Christian Monks

of the Svetogorskaya Monastery

 

A deep, slow stream of tones, of modes, of chants

Where time and all eternity flow as one

Through voices and dreamlike echoings

Among the Altars of the earth and sky

 

The song begins upon the Bosporus

Ascends up to and beyond the spheres of Heaven

Then gently rains upon the souls of men

Forever and ever, in this world and the next

 

The Word first sung as Light, sung as Creation

And sung again as the Incarnation

 

 

Orthodox Christian Monks chant Christmas Carols - YouTube

 

(I’m not sure “carols” is correct; in their awe and reverence these works appear to be hymns.)

Tuesday, December 21, 2021

Winter Solstice - Two MePhone Photographs, Autumn / Winter, 21 December 2021


The first picture was taken at 0958 in the last minute of autumn; the second was taken at 0959 in the first minute of winter.

A marvel for children and old men.

 

Everyone Writes a Poem about the Winter Solstice - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Everyone Writes a Poem about the Winter Solstice

 

The moon is falling away from the full

The axis of the earth will briefly pause

Planets and stars align as the Maker wills

And we wonder if we can sense our world

 

Our world as she shivers across the night

We must light a hilltop fire for her

So that she will spin the light back to us

While we search the heavens for that star

 

That star that led us to a stable long ago

And now bathes our souls with its silver glow

Monday, December 20, 2021

Decorating for Christmas - "What Can I Do?" - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Decorating for Christmas – “What Can I Do?”

 

A little girl tugged at my arm and asked

“But what can I do?”

I sent her to Senora Anil because I didn’t know

 

She came to me again and sadly asked

“But what can I do?”

I sent her to Miz Bev because I didn’t know

 

She came to me once again and sadly asked

“But what can I do?”

I sent her to Senor Nicho because I didn’t know

 

Some sturdy young men brought in the Creche

And there the little girl knelt and placed the straw

And then each figure in turn; she talked to them

And cautioned them all to keep Baby Jesus warm

 

And that’s what a little girl can do

Sunday, December 19, 2021

Toy Trains, Grandmother's Good China, and Children - weekly column 19 December 2021

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

Poetricdrivel.blogspot.com

 

 

Toy Trains, Grandmother’s Good China, and Children

 

As Inspector Barnaby says in one of the Midsomer Mysteries, we can’t recover the past; that’s why it’s the past.

 

Childhood Christmases are often the metaphorical benchmark for our present Christmases, and that won’t do. The magic of opening a package under the tree on Christmas morning is for little children; it won’t work for us and it’s not meant to. And that’s okay. Besides, at some point in all the visiting we’re going to be privileged to watch children open their presents, and we’ll get to share a little of their magic, like a puff of pixie dust.

 

In the run-up to Christmas there was for over a century a little commercial  magic in the Sears & Roebuck catalogue, but that disappeared long ago and after this Christmas the few remaining Sears stores are going away too. Where, then, can little boys go to see the magic of toy trains running on multiple levels through a cotton-wool winter landscape? Where did they go, the tiny little people forever waiting at a rural railway station and the others walking, sawing wood, sitting by a window? Where are all the little houses and stores and barns lit by miniature grain-of-wheat light bulbs?

 

Young adults don’t remember walking and shopping along streets lined with shops, and their children won’t remember shopping malls.

 

Ordering by electrical mail is certainly efficient, but you can’t fit Santa Claus or a junior high choir into a UPS truck.

 

Artificial Christmas trees – bah, humbug!

 

One good thing about a modern Christmas is that no one seems to stage Charles Dickens’ tedious A Christmas Carol much anymore. When I was a child I always hoped someone would kick Tiny Tim’s little crutch out from under him. And maybe someone did.

 

I wonder when someone first said, “Christmas has become too commercialized!” Probably about 34 or 35 A.D.

 

How remarkable that the appearance on the dinner table of Meemaw’s “good” china, probably from Sears or Montgomery Ward, brought out only twice a year, can bring back all sorts of those childhood memories I just now cautioned you against.

 

On Sunday morning after Mass the teenagers assembled the Stable, and then some little children knelt before it to arrange the hay just so, and then place almost every figure – the Infant Jesus is brought on Christmas Eve – just so: Mary, Joseph, the crib, camels, oxen, shepherds, wise men first in this place and then in that, talking to each one of them about how when Christmas comes they must keep the Baby Jesus warm.

 

Magic.

 

Merry Christmas, everyone.

 

-30-

 

 

 

Christmas in Prison - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com


Another Christmas Behind the Wire

 “I was in prison, and ye came unto me”

 -St. Matthew 25:36

 

The hallways of our dormitory echo

God’s holy silence on this Christmas Eve

The only light’s the Star of long ago;

It shines this night for us, whose hearts believe

 

For we are all now at the Manger met

Before the Altar of eternal Light

Such different personalities, and yet

We share our common faith on this rarest night

 

We bring our gifts to Mary’s fair-born Child:

A pen, a broom, a book, a welding rod,

A wrench, a mop, some papers neatly filed –

Our daily labors offered up to God

         

But silence now: offices, hallways, gym -

As silent as the streets of Bethlehem


(In the unit I visit the gym is but a slab of concrete outside; I needed the rhyme.)

Saturday, December 18, 2021

A December Sunflower but No Cigar - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

A December Sunflower but No Cigar

 

While walking in the garden, thinking about things

And wishing I had a cigar, I saw a sunflower

A volunteer, a brave young volunteer

From late summer’s glorious display

 

Most everything around it was brown and down

Except for a few tiny timid weeds

Some withering blades of tenacious grass

And a few scruffy zinnias along the fence

 

In January’s frosts it will disappear

But for now, the little sunflower - and we - are here

Friday, December 17, 2021

Yeah, and the Bad Haircut Too - doggerel

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Yeah, and the Bad Haircut Too

 

House Panel Subpoenas Author of January 6 PowerPoint

 

-news item

 

The times are so terribly out of joint

With cartoons and sounds replacing words

I’d have anyone arrested for a PowerPoint

For the crime of shooting us lots of birds

Thursday, December 16, 2021

The Curse of Windows 11 - doggerel

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

The Curse of Windows 11

 

Vista®© Risen from the Grave?

 

Tonight I installed Windows 11

Which scattered my folders and apps to H***

I quickly recovered Windows 10 (not much rhymes with eleven)

Which, as we know, works perfectly well

Wednesday, December 15, 2021

Where Someone Waits for You - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Where Someone Waits for You

 

A plane’s navigation lights chart our dreams

To Jupiter, Saturn, Venus, and the moon

And farther into the mysterious night

To somewhere far away, where adventures begin

 

But we are left here in December’s dark

Wondering when there will be a flight for us

When we can flee this joyless land at last

For that elusive happiness long deferred

 

And maybe someone there is dreaming too

And we down here can happily wonder who

Tuesday, December 14, 2021

Would Robin Hood Steal a Post Office Pen to Give to the Poor? - doggerel

 

Would Robin Hood Steal a Post Office Pen to Give to the Poor?

 

“Oh, he’s so handsome, just like his reward posters!”

 

-Sis in Disney’s Robin Hood, 1973

 

I haven’t seen a reward poster in ever so long

Post-office portraits of men grizzled and mean

Each of ‘em wanted for some felonious wrong

(And living a life uncouth and unclean)

 

Maybe one of ‘em stole a post office pen

$500 or a year in prison

For committing that heinous federal sin

(He told the judge he thought it was his’n)

 

I haven’t seen a reward poster in years

(But still I’d leave that pen alone, my dears)

Monday, December 13, 2021

Prince William Sans Culotte - rhyming doggerel

 

Lawrence Hall

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https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Prince William Sans Culotte

 

Prince William, Duchess Katherine, and the Children

Pose for a Christmas Snap

 

Is the reason for pants minus

That a pair of trousers itches?

Oh, please, Your Royal Highness -

Put on your britches!

Sunday, December 12, 2021

December Tornadoes - weekly column, 12 December 2021

 

Lawrence Hall, HSG

Mhall46184@aol.com

 

December Tornadoes

 

In this often cynical world we still find people whose greatest joy is to go and help other people without any thought of personal compensation. As soon as the news about the December tornadoes flashed across the news groups of good men and women, often associated with churches, saddled up and rode to the sound of need.

 

They are taking food, water, blankets, and other assistance to the displaced, and bringing their chainsaws, loaders, and other power equipment for clearing debris from roads and property so they can help the locals jump-start the years-long process of rebuilding their homes, businesses, and lives.

 

The rest of us can help by contributing wisely – wisely – to these worthy small organizations.

 

Two unhappy truths require us to be careful about financial aid: (1) some of the large, legendary, famous-name-brand charitable groups are not what they used to be, and (2) any smarmy scoundrel can access the InterGossip, build an attractive, professional-appearing site, and start soliciting dollars that will never buy the first bottle of water or the first blanket for the displaced.

 

The best option always is to contribute through your own church or a small local charity you know well. Indeed, it may well be that your church or club puts together working parties for just such emergencies, and there is where you can give.

 

The need is real. Remember that most of the victims were working the night shift in factories and warehouses, and others were in nursing homes and sometime just at home. They weren’t paying big bucks to take rocket ship rides or for vacations in Biarritz; they were working so their children could have a Christmas. Most of them had little; now many of them have nothing.

 

And, after all, they helped us after the hurricanes. We can do no less.

 

We can all give a little something so that everyone has a hot meal and warm place to sleep, and that the children can have presents under the Christmas tree after all.

 

-30-

Beaten and Shot - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

Mhall46184@aol.com 

https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/

poeticdrivel.blogspot.com

 

Beaten and Shot

 

To Blessed Stanley Rother, Padre Francisco, Padre Apla’s – a petition

 

Missionaries and martyrs, pray for us

That we may still our anger and intemperance

And listen not to the voices of hate

But rather to the small still voice 1 of love

 

Missionaries and martyrs, pray for us

That we may think before we write in blood

And resolve our differences through God’s peace

With prayer, understanding, and fellowship

 

Missionaries and martyrs, pray for us

That we never state a thesis as death

 

Blessed Stanley Rother – thank you

 

 

1 1 Kings 19:12