Wednesday, December 29, 2021

The Stupidest Metaphor - poem

 

Lawrence Hall

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The Stupidest Metaphor

 

Do these camouflage knee-pantsies make my 250-pound ass look too big?

 

He never formed up with a skirmish line

To poop and snoop to some distant trees

Across a death-hot field of weeds and mud

With some idiot yelling, “Dress it up!”

 

He never feared that a 40-mike-mike

Would blow his guts and spine into bloody rags

Which would get his air-conditioned C/O

In Saigon another medal and promotion

 

His PTSD is from watching TV

But he is pleased to claim that he is a warrior

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