Sunday, April 1, 2012

The Penknife of Destiny

Mack Hall, HSG
mhall46184@aol.com

The Penknife of Destiny

The Romans won with gladius and pilum
(Though after battle they had to file ‘em)

The ancient Samurai were pleased to lop
Their enemies, beginning at the top

And in the West, King Arthur’s noble knights
Bore steel that gave the wicked paynim frights

And later, Robin Hood, with bow and arrow,
Taught villains about the straight and narrow

As did brave Henry at old Agincourt --
The French thought archery quite a foul sport

The sons of desert scenes waved sword and lance
(But surely all that sand gave ’em scratchy pants)

And now Great Men boast glowing, pulsing nukes
In lieu of carefully worded rebukes

Mad leaders with bombs, a threat to all life --
They disapprove of your Swiss Army Knife

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